Unable to sleep last night I decided, at about midnight, to go for a stroll. As I walked down the road I noticed a white haired wumman standing on the corner. I sort of nodded to her and carried on. After a bit I turned round and walked back. SHe was now standing on her front door step watching me. I sort of nodded again.
I HAVE JUST HAD THE PLOD AT THE DOOR!!
Was I wandering about late last night? Where was I going? Why? Report of suspicious behaviour
So I can't even go for a walk now without being investigated.
They went away, presumably to report back to the local vigilante. I did not say goodbye to them