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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 08:27:13 AM »
Pasty is loaded like...he won't be looking at the price sticker...  noooo:
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2010, 08:31:03 AM »
Pasty is loaded like...he won't be looking at the price sticker...  noooo:

Everyone in here is loaded from what I can gather....except me, strugglin' on the bare bones of me arse like that is. ::)

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2010, 08:32:59 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2010, 08:37:38 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2010, 08:40:43 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

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Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2010, 08:44:36 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

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Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2010, 08:51:11 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

MD? whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

Aye...

Couldn't gerra drink out of him on Sunday tho...and he did that slappy pocket thing until LL paid for his meal...  noooo:

Then he lit his cigar with a crisp fifty Pound note like...  noooo:
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2010, 08:54:33 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

MD? whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

Aye...

Couldn't gerra drink out of him on Sunday tho...and he did that slappy pocket thing until LL paid for his meal...  noooo:

Then he lit his cigar with a crisp fifty Pound note like...  noooo:


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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2010, 08:55:26 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

MD? whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

Aye...

Couldn't gerra drink out of him on Sunday tho...and he did that slappy pocket thing until LL paid for his meal...  noooo:

Then he lit his cigar with a crisp fifty Pound note like...  noooo:


You sure you weren't looking in a mirror like?

Oh noes...  noooo:
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 08:58:56 AM »
Anywhoooo ~ we have the cheapest oven made by "Beko" ~ got it from Currys.


Used to have better in the days when I had money but SWWLTBO is averse to cleaning them so it's cheaper and easier on my nerves to replace a cheapo with a cheapo every couple of years like.

Is a cheap oven a good idea? Why not? Seems to me that they are all made to go wrong as soon as the warranty runs out and in the meantime a cheapo does the job.
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2010, 08:59:31 AM »
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

MD? whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

Aye...

Couldn't gerra drink out of him on Sunday tho...and he did that slappy pocket thing until LL paid for his meal...  noooo:

Then he lit his cigar with a crisp fifty Pound note like...  noooo:


This is the man that charged me postage and packing for me new blower too! eeek:

It's all stacking up now. evil:

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2010, 09:01:03 AM »
JOM's recommendation is to be trusted, as he's nice and friendly and my best friend. cloud9:

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2010, 09:20:42 AM »
What brand? What make? What features?  The floor is open 
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2010, 09:23:18 AM »
What brand? What make? What features?  The floor is open 
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It has to fit where the old Bosch comes out; simple, single oven.

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2010, 09:29:19 AM »
Now now, boys  ::)

#1. I'm not loaded  ::). BM is telling porkies  whistle:

#2. I really don't need an all singin', all dancin' fancy 1500 quid piece of Naff kit. A single oven will do nicely.

#3. Yes. It does have to fit into a conventional 'built in' space 59x59x56cms or thereabouts

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