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Offline Nick

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2010, 04:25:45 PM »
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2010, 05:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 26, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
Well, it looks like it's had it's day  sad32:
Could just get a man in and replace the thermo (which I've done before, successfully) but it's done 12 /13 years of good service. P'raps it's time to get a new one. The timer never really worked that well and I'm sure ovens of today have lots of appealing features the aspiring chef might relish  rubschin:

What brand? What make? What features?  The floor is open   razz:

Better get a man in to fix that first! ;)

Do you want a gas or electric hob how much do you like cooking how often are you entertaining, other than on here of course, do you want an eye level oven or can you still bend?  So many questions it's a serious business this oven buying malarkay.
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2010, 06:02:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2010, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 26, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
Well, it looks like it's had it's day  sad32:
Could just get a man in and replace the thermo (which I've done before, successfully) but it's done 12 /13 years of good service. P'raps it's time to get a new one. The timer never really worked that well and I'm sure ovens of today have lots of appealing features the aspiring chef might relish  rubschin:

What brand? What make? What features?  The floor is open   razz:

Better get a man in to fix that first! ;)

Do you want a gas or electric hob how much do you like cooking how often are you entertaining, other than on here of course, do you want an eye level oven or can you still bend?  So many questions it's a serious business this oven buying malarkay.

 doh:   The floor is quite sound! But thank you for alerting me to that possibility MissC  ;)

In order of your queries:

#1. Electric. Town gas was not 'plumbed in' in 1899 and in the 90's refurb British Gas' quote was prohibitive

#2. Love it.... well, enjoy it

#3. Frequently  ;)

#4. I'm still flexible  eyes:   ... just about  redface:

#5. Indeed, I'm still surveying the market  8). There are some good offers because retailers are desperate to shift white goods it seems.
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2010, 06:03:22 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 08:44:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2010, 08:40:43 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 08:37:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2010, 08:32:59 AM
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

MD? whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

Bloody cheek .....my antlers haven't been rattled in ages  ;)
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2010, 06:07:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 27, 2010, 06:03:22 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 08:44:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2010, 08:40:43 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 08:37:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2010, 08:32:59 AM
I know...

Pasty will prolly just get his personal shopper at arrods to sort it for him... and bung him a big roll of new twenties for his trouble...  noooo:

MD? whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:

A proper arrods one in a uniform like....

Really? eeek:
 Birra PROPER classy crumpet then ey like, rather than some random antler rattlin' old grumpy moose?  cloud9:

Bloody cheek .....my antlers haven't been rattled in ages  ;)
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2010, 06:16:31 PM »
I think DS provides an antler rattling service as a sideline to his Turnip Futures business. Problee get good rates outside the Grouse season  whistle:
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2010, 07:17:35 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 09:01:03 AM
JOM's recommendation is to be trusted, as he's nice and friendly and my best friend. cloud9:

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2010, 07:18:37 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
You ARE actually still my best friend Pasty. cloud9:

WTF!  sad32:

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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2010, 07:22:28 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 27, 2010, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
You ARE actually still my best friend Pasty. cloud9:

WTF!  sad32:

Growler is a fickle bear (copyright Nick)

I'm not sure, but I think you're allowed more than 1 bessy friend, grammatically flawed as that is  happy100
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2010, 08:33:04 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 06:16:31 PM
I think DS provides an antler rattling service as a sideline to his Turnip Futures business. Problee get good rates outside the Grouse season  whistle:

Antlers rattled and hatstands made from them.

Special rates for VP members, also a free turnip with every order  ;D
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2010, 10:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 07:22:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 27, 2010, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
You ARE actually still my best friend Pasty. cloud9:

WTF!  sad32:

Growler is a fickle bear (copyright Nick)

I'm not sure, but I think you're allowed more than 1 bessy friend, grammatically flawed as that is  happy100

Just to clear things up a bit like, I usually have 'bessy mate/s of the hour', but sometimes of the day, ok?
Sometimes, in exceptional circumstances, I can have several or just one bessy mate/s all at once, and they can actually stay in that status for some considerable amount of time, coming and going as things happen like. cloud9:
I like to be flexible and keep you's on yer toes.
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2010, 10:15:28 PM »
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2010, 10:18:07 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 10:10:45 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 07:22:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 27, 2010, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
You ARE actually still my best friend Pasty. cloud9:

WTF!  sad32:

Growler is a fickle bear (copyright Nick)

I'm not sure, but I think you're allowed more than 1 bessy friend, grammatically flawed as that is  happy100

Just to clear things up a bit like, I usually have 'bessy mate/s of the hour', but sometimes of the day, ok?
Sometimes, in exceptional circumstances, I can have several or just one bessy mate/s all at once, and they can actually stay in that status for some considerable amount of time, coming and going as things happen like. cloud9:
I like to be flexible and keep you's on yer toes.

A very healthy attitude I think!
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Re: Oven goosed!
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2010, 10:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2010, 10:15:28 PM
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You're NEVER my bessy mate, cus you're a cock. happy088
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Re: Oven goosed!
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