Feeling crap

[GROWLER]

Dunno what's up with me tbh. Just feel generally 'orrible.
Went up 'me 'ill' this avvy as i felt knackered, as excercise is usually good for unknackering yerself, generally speaking like, but today I had to keep stopping as my legs were like jelly and I was too puffed out too quickly too like.
Upset me a bit it did, as i like to give it the biffters going up there and have targets to attain, but I really just couldn't today. I am most displeased with meself

Me grub doesn't seem to be digesting properly either. I can feel it in me belly all sort of heavy like.

Wasup with me ey?
I generraly speaking don't do ill.

[Pastis]

I know you may be resistant to the idea but I'd advise you go for a thorough check up at the quack's for starters 

[GROWLER]

I know you may be resistant to the idea but I'd advise you go for a thorough check up at the quack's for starters 

Understatement. I generally speaking don't do doctors, consultants, specialists of 'ossies.

Don't trust them, and they all lie to feather their own nests.

I thought you lot may have been able to recommend summat for me to take like, as i trust you lot more than them.

[Just One More]

Take a large dose of Pastis's advice Growler... you know it makes sense

[Nick]

Maybe it's a cake deficiency, like? 

[GROWLER]

Maybe it's a cake deficiency, like? 

No. Just wulfed down a whole pack of Battebnburg slices...well Saturday after visitng the Asda to be precise like.

[Miss Demeanour]

Growler, dear bear, you know your own body and the limitations it puts in your way sometimes. If this seems out of your norm, which by your indication it would seem to be the case, then you may need  to seek help.

It may be nothing but please just get yourself checked out eh ...pretty please

[GROWLER]

Take a large dose of Pastis's advice Growler... you know it makes sense

No I don't.

I need a tonic i think, but which one like?

Bollox. Goin' the ale 'ouse now.

[GROWLER]

Growler, dear bear, you know your own body and the limitations it puts in your way sometimes. If this seems out of your norm, which by your indication it would seem to be the case, then you may need  to seek help.

It may be nothing but please just get yourself checked out eh ...pretty please

I'm NOT ill, I'm just a bit run down sort of thing I think.

I need some stuff p'raps? All sorts of different stuff type stuff that is.
Tonics and stuff, NOT bloody shitty prescribed poison to feather the nests of bloody thieving pharamsooticals.

[Uncle Mort]

Growler, dear bear, you know your own body and the limitations it puts in your way sometimes. If this seems out of your norm, which by your indication it would seem to be the case, then you may need  to seek help.

It may be nothing but please just get yourself checked out eh ...pretty please

I was about to post exactly the same. (except the "pretty please")

I know when it's just "normal" aches and pains or something that needs investigation. So do you Growler, It sounds like you do need to visit a doctor.

[GROWLER]

  I mean, WHAT exactly is the point in 'avin' this place then ey, it all you're going to recommend is a trip to the quackters?
I came in 'ere for advice, NOT to be treated like a bloody sheep.

Any'ow, I feel betterer this morning, so it must have just been a bit of knackerism.

[Nick]

I have to go the quackster this morning. He's OK but the receptionists should be strangled 

[Miss Demeanour]

I mean, WHAT exactly is the point in 'avin' this place then ey, it all you're going to recommend is a trip to the quackters?
I came in 'ere for advice, NOT to be treated like a bloody sheep.

Any'ow, I feel betterer this morning, so it must have just been a bit of knackerism.

Ya grumpy ol moose  - we are not qualified to offer advice which we know nuffink about 

[Nick]

I spect MRs G plugged him into the mains overnight to recharge, like.

[GROWLER]

I mean, WHAT exactly is the point in 'avin' this place then ey, it all you're going to recommend is a trip to the quackters?
I came in 'ere for advice, NOT to be treated like a bloody sheep.

Any'ow, I feel betterer this morning, so it must have just been a bit of knackerism.

Ya grumpy ol moose  - we are not qualified to offer advice which we know nuffink about 

But you are.
ALL mums are fully qualified illness technicians.