Latest protective mother rant thread...

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Youngest daughter recently split up with her long term BF they had been together for two years she is nineteen.

He is a nice enough lad and they had some good times together.

I am not an over protective mother far from it but he has just returned from a lads holiday and posted loads of pictures on FB of him getting together with a load of different girls.  Tongues are involved.

Daughter is in pieces, she is miles away from me and all I can do id give her a virtual hug. It pains me to see and hear her hurting so much and right now I would like to poke out lads eyes with heated knitting needles and saw of his bollix with a blunt and rusty knife. I know that she will get over it and I know that we all go through it but  anyway.

[Nick]

ANy bikini pics?

[Barman]

ANy bikini pics?

Oh Nick... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[GROWLER]

ANy bikini pics?

As tactful, understanding and sympathetic as ever ey?

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Oh ther joyful memories of being a teenager ey?

Reading stuff like that makes me almost 'appy to be "a miserable old git" (apparently)

[Miss Demeanour]

Must be the day for it..... I have had calls from an ex today who has just found out his GF has been cheating on him. He is in pieces.

Don't know what I am expected to do or how much sympathy he expects we broke up because of his infedility.

But thats not the worse. I have had umpteen phone calls from his daughter this morning ,who I am still very close to, and she is getting all hopeful of some kind of reconciliation.

I have had to steer her very gently in the right direction and tell her it's not going to happen.  I know she just wants her dad to be ok but it will take a bit of time ...and for once I hope he does that.

[Nick]

He needs a bosom shoulder to cry on and he thought of you 

[GROWLER]

Must be the day for it..... I have had calls from an ex today who has just found h=out his GF has been cheating on him. He is in pieces.

Don't know what I am expected to do or how much sympathy he expects we broke up because of his infedility.

But thats not the worse. I have had umpteen phone calls from his daughter this morning ,who I am still very close to, and she is getting all hopeful of some kind of reconciliation.

I have had to steer her very gently in the right direction and tell her it's not going to happen.  I know she just wants her dad to be ok but it will take a bit of time ...and for once I hope he does that.

Emptional and relationship stuff that goes all tits up is always bloody 'orrid.

Desire to be a 'ermit in me 'ut in me woods is still very strong for me.

[Pirate]

Youngest daughter recently split up with her long term BF they had been together for two years she is nineteen.

He is a nice enough lad and they had some good times together.

I am not an over protective mother far from it but he has just returned from a lads holiday and posted loads of pictures on FB of him getting together with a load of different girls.  Tongues are involved.

Daughter is in pieces, she is miles away from me and all I can do id give her a virtual hug. It pains me to see and hear her hurting so much and right now I would like to poke out lads eyes with heated knitting needles and saw of his bollix with a blunt and rusty knife. I know that she will get over it and I know that we all go through it but  anyway.

They'll have made up and be back together next week...

[beerhead]

FFS, bloody wiimin wiv too much time on their hands stirring up trouble ! Shit happens. Haven't you got houses to clean/floors to scrub/cows to milk/fields to till/ socks to darn/sprogs to birth/men to feed and please ? If not, why not, slackers !

[apc2010]

FFS, bloody wiimin wiv too much time on their hands stirring up trouble ! Shit happens. Haven't you got houses to clean/floors to scrub/cows to milk/fields to till/ socks to darn/sprogs to birth/men to feed and please ? If not, why not, slackers !

Hey I am impressed they have a laptop in the kitchen ...................................

(i will be hiding behind beerhead )

[Darwins Selection]

In response to Miss C, teenagers are as resilient as they are thoughtless. The likes of Faceache just makes the consequences more direct and immediate.

To Miss D.: Ex's who want support when things go wrong are a pain in the arrras. Sympathy at arms length is the human response. Being any closer on their rebound will end up giving you a sharp reminder of why they are Ex.