The All New Growler's Fantasy Friend League

[Miss Demeanour]

Post your bid to become Growler's bestist friend in the world ever ...well for the day at least 

Today's award is likely to be a bun fight between Pastis and BM.

The prize , should you choose to accept it, will be a few rare and Charmin words from the Bear

[Barman]

I'm buggerin'  up me wish-dosher like! 

pasty just gave him some shitty old fone he didn't want any more! 

[Nick]

I could bake him a cake, like.

[Barman]

I could bake him a cake, like.

You're not even in the final! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I could climb a mountain with him like  

[Nick]

I could bake him a cake, like.

You're not even in the final! 

WIth marzipan on it, like

[Pastis]

I'm buggerin'  up me wish-dosher like! 

pasty just gave him some shitty old fone he didn't want any more! 

Pastis furnished him with a superb, clamshell phone that was surplus to requirements and was bound to improve Mr G's quality of life 

Oh, and it worked, like 

[GROWLER]

I'm buggerin'  up me wish-dosher like!  

pasty just gave him some shitty old fone he didn't want any more!  

Pastis furnished him with a superb, clamshell phone that was surplus to requirements and was bound to improve Mr G's quality of life  

Oh, and it worked, like  

Quite so Pasty, and it still does!

I particulary like the solid 'clunk' it makes when you 'snap' a call off.

Not actually that fussed on me bluetooth machine, as it seems to have a bit of a mind of its own, and it echos a lot too when you're talking.
I think I need some headphones.
Wonder if me record player ones would fit in the hole in the back of it like?

[Miss Demeanour]

So what can we vie for your favours with today oh brown bear ?

[GROWLER]

So what can we vie for your favours with today oh brown bear ?

You can't quite simply. Doesn't werk like that with me.

I likes peoples to act natural to show me just how genuine they really are.
No wishy washy fancy pants play acting, attempting to buy my friendship, and trying to make out yer summat that you're really not.
I can sniff out the genuine thing from the creeps quite quickly you know, oh yes indeedeedo.

[Barman]

So what can we vie for your favours with today oh brown bear ?

You can't quite simply. Doesn't werk like that with me.

I likes peoples to act natural to show me just how genuine they really are.
No wishy washy fancy pants play acting, attempting to buy my friendship, and trying to make out yer summat that you're really not.
I can sniff out the genuine thing from the creeps quite quickly you know, oh yes indeedeedo.

I'll take all my greasy bits out of the wish-dosher then! 

[Miss Demeanour]

The effort seems to be disproportional to the prize in this competition 

[GROWLER]

So what can we vie for your favours with today oh brown bear ?

You can't quite simply. Doesn't werk like that with me.

I likes peoples to act natural to show me just how genuine they really are.
No wishy washy fancy pants play acting, attempting to buy my friendship, and trying to make out yer summat that you're really not.
I can sniff out the genuine thing from the creeps quite quickly you know, oh yes indeedeedo.

I'll take all my greasy bits out of the wish-dosher then! 

Why?

On the contrary, you are scoring BIG points, cus you acting like a rebel.
I lurrrrves rebels.

[Miss Demeanour]

I don't like the coffee ones 

[Barman]

The effort seems to be disproportional to the prize in this competition 

I agree...

Growler is an fickle bear...

Remember the kids at skool if you had sweets...? Give me one (a sweet  )and I will be your best friend... 

That's Growler that is...