Happy Birthday Pastis

[Barman]

He is drunk... 

[Nick]

Speak for yerself! He has survived another burfday, which is more than you will do when LL gets back and finds the kitchen full of car parts.

[GROWLER]

Speak for yerself! He has survived another burfday, which is more than you will do when LL gets back and finds the kitchen full of car parts.

He can blame me. She'll understand when I explain the neccesity of it all.
Wimmin' listen and admire my honesty and straighforward talkin', no probleemo.

[Barman]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

[GROWLER]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

Smells luvlee does Kerosene. 

Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.

[Barman]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

Smells luvlee does Kerosene. 

Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.

I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... 

[GROWLER]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

Smells luvlee does Kerosene. 

Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.

I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... 

Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it.

[Barman]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

Smells luvlee does Kerosene. 

Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.

I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... 

Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it.

A gush?

[Pastis]

He is drunk... 

Hardly  .  I've just driven back from the sweet smelling shitey farmland (God that stuff stinks when they get a-spreading!) in record time before the hordes start their journey home on a Sunday afternoon. Was a lovely weekend though with loads to eat on drink last night in good company 
Beautiful sunny day today, took dog for a walk, butterflies flitting around the buddleias, cock pheasants scampering through the orchard, walnut trees reaching ripeness, birdlife and flora in abundance ... guided tour of the combine and the tractors... all too incomprehensibly rural for me 

[Nick]

ANd loads of scantily clad damsels 

[Pastis]

 



No 

[Just One More]

He is drunk... 

Hardly  .  I've just driven back from the sweet smelling shitey farmland (God that stuff stinks when they get a-spreading!) in record time before the hordes start their journey home on a Sunday afternoon. Was a lovely weekend though with loads to eat on drink last night in good company 
Beautiful sunny day today, took dog for a walk, butterflies flitting around the buddleias, cock pheasants scampering through the orchard, walnut trees reaching ripeness, birdlife and flora in abundance ... guided tour of the combine and the tractors... all too incomprehensibly rural for me 

You are H E Bates, do I win £5

And nothing wrong with those smellls of the country, opens up the lungs

[GROWLER]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

Smells luvlee does Kerosene. 

Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.

I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... 

Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it.

A gush?

Yea! A wazz! You know.

[Barman]

The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too...  

Smells luvlee does Kerosene. 

Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.

I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... 

Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it.

A gush?

Yea! A wazz! You know.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I've just driven back from the sweet smelling shitey farmland (God that stuff stinks when they get a-spreading!) in record time before the hordes start their journey home on a Sunday afternoon. Was a lovely weekend though with loads to eat on drink last night in good company
Beautiful sunny day today, took dog for a walk, butterflies flitting around the buddleias, cock pheasants scampering through the orchard, walnut trees reaching ripeness, birdlife and flora in abundance ... guided tour of the combine and the tractors... all too incomprehensibly rural for me 

 

Belated happy birthday anyway.