The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread

[Darwins Selection]

I assumed miss D was taking the picture, having been deemed too stunning to be allowed to compete. 

 

[Nick]

Turd in your teeth 

[Barman]

I assumed miss D was taking the picture, having been deemed too stunning to be allowed to compete. 

 

Oh Darwin! 

[Darwins Selection]

I assumed miss D was taking the picture, having been deemed too stunning to be allowed to compete. 
 

Oh Darwin! 

You need a smooth tongue to sell turnips. 

[Nick]

Presumably Miss D is now a major turnip buyer then?

[Grumpmeister]

Turd in your teeth 

Mixed up the Colgate with the Preparation H again Nick? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sorry to spoil all your hopes but I am very much alive and kicking .

T'internet here leaves much to be desired but hey who cares 

Having an absolutely amazing time. Taken a couple of pics of old cars as Growler requested ...visted cigar factory as BM requested and come back to a whole heap of insults from you orrible lot 

Anyways place is amazing, weather is glorious , people are friendly  , salsa is playing and the rum punch is flowing . I am a very happy Miss D

[Nick]

Miss D lives 

[tel]

Pissed.

[Miss Demeanour]

Not at all ..it is only lunchtime here .

Tho I do have stories to tell 

[Just One More]

Sorry to spoil all your hopes but I am very much alive and kicking .

 ...visted cigar factory as BM requested and come back to a whole heap of insults from you orrible lot 

Good evening Miss D, glad to see you'r enjoying it out there

What about the pictures of virgins hand-rolling them on their thighs, for Barman like  

[Nick]

How many proposals/propositions have you had?

[Miss Demeanour]

Well they were prolly virgins once , a long , long time ago  . You are not allowed to take pics inside factory . State secrets and all that 

As for indecent proposals ...the head of security here ismaking sure i am personally protected 

[Nick]

 

Is his name RIkky?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Sorry to spoil all your hopes but I am very much alive and kicking .

T'internet here leaves much to be desired but hey who cares 

Having an absolutely amazing time. Taken a couple of pics of old cars as Growler requested ...visted cigar factory as BM requested and come back to a whole heap of insults from you orrible lot 

Anyways place is amazing, weather is glorious , people are friendly  , salsa is playing and the rum punch is flowing . I am a very happy Miss D

Nice to know you are having a good holiday Miss D.