The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread

[Snoopy]

Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .

Only a week to go  ~ how dissappointing.

[Miss Demeanour]

Sorry Snoops ....I will leave you in peace if that is what you would prefer 

[Miss Demeanour]

Arse! 

Eejit...do try and keep up ol man 

[Nick]

Oh alright then maybe a few pics Uncle M 

The Brat is actually enjoying herself...we seem to have forgotten about the BF for now  and has been most pleasant to be around . Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .

Is she still sniffing his clothing? 

[Barman]

Arse! 

Eejit...do try and keep up ol man 

My Intermong is slow....  

[Miss Demeanour]

Not as freckin slow as it is in Cuba  !!!!!!!!!

[Barman]

Not as freckin slow as it is in Cuba  !!!!!!!!!

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Is she still sniffing his clothing? 

No ...the hoody has been discarded into the suitcase  .

She was taking an awful lot of pictures of some really fit bloke at a show we went to last night as well . Heartbreak is a terrible thing to have to get over  

[Pastis]

How are yer Salsa moves then? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Haste la vista folks ...my speedboat awaits

So what are my left and right sides again  

[Snoopy]

Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .

Only a week to go  ~ how dissappointing.

Sorry Snoops ....I will leave you in peace if that is what you would prefer 

How typical of a wummun to take exactly the wrong meaning to a comment.  

You aren't related to my ex-wife by any chance?

Ok ~ two can play at this twisting the words game  ..........

You must be really pleased that your holiday is going to end so soon. It must be terrible for you to have suffered a whole week and still have almost a week still to endure.

OR

It must be dissappointing to realise that your holiday is over halfway through. Time really flies when you are having fun ~ such a pity it can't be longer.

Geddit?

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Geddit 

Anyways .....sweltering here. Speed boats was great fun even though mine was a duffer and a bloke had to come alongside and hit the control thing with a hammer. Having a Cuban racing towards you with a hammer was quite an alarming sight 

Then in the bay we were whizzing around in narrowly missed some soldiers in the water with their rifles held high above heads carrying out some training exercise. You get 8 years in prison for killing a cow here I wonder what you get for accidentally running down a solider in a boat ?

[Nick]

If they were AMerican Fidel gives you a medal

[Snoopy]

If they are Cuban then Obama gives you a medal.



It's a win-win situation.

[Nick]

We are all enjoying exam results day here and looking forward to GCSE results