The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread

[Barman]

Manager was fine - explain when I return

However yesterday something else happened and I am now well paranoid and having to avoid a certain jumped up asshole that wants to take my passport number before I leave as he thinks I am trying to palm off counterfeit feckin notes  ...again explain later 

Oh my gawd! 

Are you having a good time tho?

[Miss Demeanour]

Brill 

[Barman]

Excellent! 

[Nick]

Passport confiscation  

Miss D will rot in a Cuban dungeon for sure  

[Nick]

Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

[Barman]

Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line popcorn orders leaves shelves empty" 

[Nick]

Well, I suppose Miss D and the Brat are tearing themselves away from their hot blooded admirers (unless she is in clink, like) 

[Darwins Selection]

Probably been picked up by the Brazilians.

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Probably been picked up by the Brazilians.

By definition that's not possible. Picked up by the fuzz I can accept

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line popcorn orders leaves shelves empty" 

This is Nick we are talking about BM, do you really think it will be popcorn that gets delivered? 

[Barman]

Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line popcorn orders leaves shelves empty" 

This is Nick we are talking about BM, do you really think it will be popcorn that gets delivered? 

 

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line poptart orders leaves shelves empty" 

[Nick]

I am surrounded by idiots

[Miss Demeanour]

I am home