Stop yer whinging and whining, you great Jessie tart.
You ARE fuckin' useless, d'ya actually know that ey? 110% USELESS!
You put that ....
lump of what looked like, dried Larks vomit, outside for the berds like, and EVEN THEY wouldn't go near it
...probubbly 'cus it was moving around a bit like.