How to move the thugs on.

[GROWLER]

Just had 2 couples standing at the end of our front driveway, hollering and screaming abuse at each other, f'in this, f'in that, bloody low life scumbag toilet trash.

I was already outside, leaning on The Beast, havin' a brew and a fag.
They eventually noticed me just quietly staring at them all in disgust.
Uttered a few quiet words of embarrasment to each other about me listening to them, and then swiftly and quietly moved on.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

[GROWLER]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

 

I WAS going to tell them to shut up and clear off with their loud and foul mouths, but thought to myself, 'I could end up getting stabbed here'.

[Barman]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...? 

[GROWLER]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...? 

Miss C used to be a plodess?

[Barman]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...? 

Miss C used to be a plodess?

Oh yes...

[GROWLER]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...? 

Miss C used to be a plodess?

Oh yes...

Most odd. She seems so pleasant to talk to too.

Cockiness must have worn off prap's?

[Barman]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...? 

Miss C used to be a plodess?

Oh yes...

Most odd. She seems so pleasant to talk to too.

Cockiness must have worn off prap's?

 

I think it was some time ago... young and impressionable perhaps...?

[GROWLER]

Result

I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...?  

Miss C used to be a plodess?

Oh yes...

Most odd. She seems so pleasant to talk to too.

Cockiness must have worn off prap's?

 

I think it was some time ago... young and impressionable perhaps...?

Yea, must have been several years ago, as they tend to know EVERYTHING, even more than teenagers,    yes I know,    hard to believe but true,   whilst in service and just beyond.
I know 2, and as pleasant as they are as, sort of mates, they are unbelievably mahoosive headed.

[Miss Demeanour]

Funny you having mates like that 

[Barman]

Funny you having mates  

 

[Snoopy]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...? 

Miss C used to be a plodess?

Didn't you know? She has never made a secret of it.

There are more of them around than you would imagine.

[GROWLER]

Funny you having mates like that 

Trying to read between the lines there, but getting 3 or 4 options. 
WHICH one are YOU referring to ey?

[GROWLER]

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I tried much the same in central London many years ago (20) + and was stabbed.

Were you the plod at the time tho...?  

Miss C used to be a plodess?

Didn't you know? She has never made a secret of it.

There are more of them around than you would imagine.

Don't recall, no.

We have more ex scuffers in here then?

I'm absolutely brickin' it now.  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

It was a very long time ago, it was either plod or army, plod came through first.