New Neighbours

[Landlady]

Exciting developments at TLHOTP this morning as the new neighbours have apparently now finally moved in and the lady of the house apparently appears to favour topless sunbathing 

Mr. Barman now has a new position for his seat on our patio so to enable him best view 

Although    he has also just admitted that the very best view is afforded from the bathroom window in my upstairs office - not that he's tried all other views from all other windows previously to gain best sight 

He is thinking of installing a web camera on the roof - would this be a considered a boon to other pub goers? 

[Snoopy]

Don't stand in his way dear 

[Barman]

Don't stand in his way dear 

I would need the fisheye lens if she did! 













 

[Landlady]

Barman just taken our dog for his daily walk and unusually  has today taken the route around by the new neighbours house (normally he and said dog head off the other way) dressed ONLY in clingly swimming trunks and tee shirt (stating Barman's mode of dress here obviously not the dog - dog was attired in normal simulated dog hair coat  )

Now why oh why has the daily walk routine route changed   

New new pair of boobs on the block and you guys go ga ga 

[Landlady]

Don't stand in his way dear 

Wouldn't dream of it 
On his head perhaps 

[Snoopy]

Don't stand in his way dear 

I would need the fisheye lens if she did! 












 

I notice that the Landlady has been on the 'phone placing an order. I'd take a holiday if I were you 'cos she ordered a gross of

 

[Landlady]

Don't stand in his way dear 

I would need the fisheye lens if she did! 


 

I notice that the Landlady has been on the 'phone placing an order. I'd take a holiday if I were you 'cos she ordered a gross of

 

Is that like special lick off body paint ??????????????????????

Oh for goodness sake Snoopy don't start giving him even more ideas about what to take around there as a 'welcome to the village- let's get to know one another' present 

[Snoopy]

I rather thought that since he had landed himself in it you planned to pour it over his head.

Tried that Body Chocolate Paint stuff once ~ too sweet for my taste.

[Misunderstood]

Exciting developments at TLHOTP this morning as the new neighbours have apparently now finally moved in and the lady of the house apparently appears to favour topless sunbathing 

Mr. Barman now has a new position for his seat on our patio so to enable him best view 

Although    he has also just admitted that the very best view is afforded from the bathroom window in my upstairs office - not that he's tried all other views from all other windows previously to gain best sight 

He is thinking of installing a web camera on the roof - would this be a considered a boon to other pub goers? 

We'll need pictures,   Difficult to judge else...    You may need to swap offices....

I s'pose the trip to the hospital will become something of a routine then?   

[Landlady]

I rather thought that since he had landed himself in it you planned to pour it over his head.

Tried that Body Chocolate Paint stuff once ~ too sweet for my taste.

Absolutely no way - he's good  The day Barman stops looking (and leering and then drooling etc etc) at alternative scenery is the day that I know he has got boring.

Admiring different shop displays is good ? for us all !!! 

Haven't tried the body paint myself but have tried toothpaste - ahhhhhh now you want to know more but I'm not telling 

   

[Landlady]

Exciting developments at TLHOTP this morning as the new neighbours have apparently now finally moved in and the lady of the house apparently appears to favour topless sunbathing 

Mr. Barman now has a new position for his seat on our patio so to enable him best view 

Although    he has also just admitted that the very best view is afforded from the bathroom window in my upstairs office - not that he's tried all other views from all other windows previously to gain best sight 

He is thinking of installing a web camera on the roof - would this be a considered a boon to other pub goers? 

We'll need pictures,   Difficult to judge else...    You may need to swap offices....

I s'pose the trip to the hospital will become something of a routine then?   

No office swaps allowed 

Barman has to remain in his subterranean liar (remember doesn?t like the sunlight, or mirrors or garlic come to think of it  ) and me in my upstairs eyrie so that I can let down my hair for young princes to climb   

[Snoopy]

I just knew you were a lady like my own dear wife. She has a similar view on such matters .... but we chaps have to perpetuate the hard done by myth don't we ~ or we wouldn't be allowed in the Boys Club.



BTW Yogurt is better than toothpaste in this context.


PS My first wife once tried Deep Heat! ........ DON'T!!! 
Talk about can you take away the pain but leave the swelling.

[Bar Wench]

I feel very young all of a sudden! 

[Snoopy]

I feel very young all of a sudden! 

Hang onto that feeling kiddo ~ for as long as you can.

[Barman]

Now that Growler has gone home I can tell you that the aforementioned new neighbour is Polish?