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Offline tel

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Job offers!
« on: August 19, 2010, 12:28:56 PM »
Seems I am attracting some attention - following arrived yesterday -

Dear  Mr TeL,

Middlemen Group  LLC.  is pleased to offer you a job as Payment Processing Assistant. We trust that your knowledge, skills and experience will be among our most valuable assets.

We appreciate the labor of our representatives and pay them properly.  The base salary (GBP 1,800) is paid at the end of the probationary period (Once employed on the regular basis, base salary (GBP 1,800) is paid on the last business day of the month) via wire transfer into your bank account. Plus you will receive 8% commission to cover any expenses that you would have completing the job.

Mainly Middlemen Group  LLC. helps manage our clients' technology purchasing and financing with simple and easy services that put them in a control. Our Company helps our customers in the financial sphere to increase profit by:
* Innovating across products and services
* Reducing costs by increasing efficiency
* Managing operational risk more effectively

Job details:
- receive and process payments from our worldwide customers;
- part-time job (a full time job can also be offered soon);
- working hours are 2-3 hours a day (Monday - Friday);
- Internet access and e-mail availability.

There's no entrance or any other fees. Our company covers all the fees connected with employment.
If you are interested in our offer and would like to learn more, please send a filled out form with your updated contact information to debbie.clarkton.job@gmail.com _____________________FORM_________________________
Full name:__________________________________________
Country of residence:_________________________________
Contact phone:______________________________________
Preferred call time:___________________________________
_____________________FORM_________________________
NOTE:  The Company e-mail address will be given, after your reply to this e-mail, sorry for using Gmail. It's a protection for SPAM.

Sincerely yours,

Debbie Clarkton
Middlemen Group  LLC.

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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2010, 12:29:58 PM »
This one came in this morning -

Dear TeL,
I am a manager of York  Recruiting Agency. We are looking for  people to work for different companies all over the world.

Our  customer,  announces hiring for a part-time position of Financial Agent in Hackbridge.
We have reviewed  your CV  on a recruitment website and would like to offer you this position.

Belfast Finance Company is the private financial company , which offers investment services to individuals,  companies  and corporations in the United Kingdom . Belfast Finance Company is one of the most experienced and successful investment companies .
They give advices on the best purchase  to let to first time buyers, taking their first tentative steps on the property ladder and just starting to consider  their savings, protection and pension needs. The company also caters for the  suggestion needs of many corporates.
Belfast Finance Company's  customers are many and varied; from professionals and individuals who require complex financial planning advice , organisations  and  help estate agencies with their clients' financial advice needs.
In connection with growth of the  organization and increase of number of its customers  they open hiring for a part-time position of Financial Agent.

Responsibilities include:
* Receiving all payments and receipts on a daily basis;
* Transmitting  the payments further to the company's investors; *Preparing  monthly statements and invoices;
* Recording every received transaction;
* Work  in cooperation with management and administrators to prepare and generate management reports and perform analysis;
* Perform other duties as assigned by the company ;
* Participate  in professional development activities when available; Basic features for candidates:
* Familiarity with working online, Internet and e-mail skills;
* Prior customer service experience is a good benefit , but not a must;
* Effective interaction with  clients;
* Honesty, responsibility and promptness in operations;
* Ability to create good administrative reporting;
*  readyness to work from home, take responsibility, set up and achieve goals; Working as a Financial Agent in Belfast Finance Company, you will receive a monthly salary of GBP 1270 and additional bonuses.
If you are interested in this  vacancy,and you want to know more about it and take a small interview, please fill in an Application Form and send it to us.

Your candidacy will be considered within the next 24 hours.
If you have any questions regarding our  organization and this offer, please do not hesitate to contact us.
During the application process you will be assigned to one of our HR managers.

Thank you!

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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2010, 12:31:11 PM »
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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2010, 12:36:11 PM »
Send them all your bank details immediately. Do you like NIgeria?
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Offline tel

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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2010, 12:45:47 PM »
Which bit of the police chases money laundering?

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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2010, 12:54:07 PM »
Pyramid selling variant if ever I saw one.



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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2010, 12:56:32 PM »
Nah, laundering.

Get paid for transferring lucre thru your account.

Can't see it not getting spotted though, especially in my circumstances.

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Re: Job offers!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2010, 01:02:54 PM »
Just scams to get your bank details.