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Landlady the Baglady
« on: August 20, 2010, 05:41:50 AM »
LL was shopping in Windsor yesterday...

She parked her car and followed her usual habit of storing the parking ticket safely in her cigarette packet...  ::)

An hour later she returns to the car (no doubt encumbered by bags containing dresses and shoes noooo:) to find a newly opened packet of cigarettes in her handbag and no parking ticket - she had thrown it away!  lol:

So, she returns to the shopping centre and starts rummaging through the bin where she thought she had thrown the last packet away...  sick2:

A Mum sitting nearby with a baby in a pushchair sees her and says: -

"Would you like to share my sandwich dearie?"

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She returned ticket-less to the parking office to be told that the lost ticket fee was £20!  eeek:

Whereupon she politely explained to the attendant that he could stick his £20 up his arse and check the CCTV to see when she actually arrived - Result, £5 parking charge!  lol:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 06:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
LL was shopping in Windsor yesterday...

She parked her car and followed her usual habit of storing the parking ticket safely in her cigarette packet...  ::)

An hour later she returns to the car (no doubt encumbered by bags containing dresses and shoes noooo:) to find a newly opened packet of cigarettes in her handbag and no parking ticket - she had thrown it away!  lol:

So, she returns to the shopping centre and starts rummaging through the bin where she thought she had thrown the last packet away...  sick2:

A Mum sitting nearby with a baby in a pushchair sees her and says: -

"Would you like to share my sandwich dearie?"

 point:

She returned ticket-less to the parking office to be told that the lost ticket fee was £20!  eeek:

Whereupon she politely explained to the attendant that he could stick his £20 up his arse and check the CCTV to see when she actually arrived - Result, £5 parking charge!  lol:


Class! happy001

Oh, we can't wait for her return. cloud9:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 06:12:48 PM »
My Dad did this at the airport once after he, Brother Wench and I dropped Mother Wench at the airport. He made us spend two hours turning every bin out at the airport. It was BEYOND embarrassment!
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 06:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 24, 2010, 06:12:48 PM
My Dad did this at the airport once after he, Brother Wench and I dropped Mother Wench at the airport. He made us spend two hours turning every bin out at the airport. It was BEYOND embarrassment!

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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2010, 06:28:22 PM »
We didn't find it either. The bins had been emptied so he made me go and find the janitor and ask.  redface:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2010, 06:49:39 PM »
WENCHY  cloud9: I have just been thinking about one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me  redface:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2010, 06:54:45 PM »
Was it with Wenchy then ?  eeek:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2010, 07:50:29 PM »
WENCHYIO!  cloud9:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2010, 08:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 24, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
Was it with Wenchy then ?  eeek:

i TOLD YOU, YOU MUPPET
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2010, 08:27:36 PM »
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2010, 08:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2010, 08:14:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 24, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
Was it with Wenchy then ?  eeek:

i TOLD YOU, YOU MUPPET

Yes just now but not before I posted that you bumbo ( male equivalent of bimbo)  whistle:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2010, 08:34:31 PM »
I thought that was a himbo Miss D?  rubschin:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2010, 08:35:44 PM »
Not in these parts  whistle:

They would prolly take that to mean something quite macho  lol:
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
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Re: Landlady the Baglady
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 07:51:03 AM »
What is all this shite?
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