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Offline GROWLER

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SCREAMING sprogs.
« on: August 21, 2010, 10:08:19 AM »
Just come back from the Morrisuns. sick2:
Whilst waiting at the check out, observing what the wumman in front had purchased....why do we do that.....a father and sproglet went past.

Now I don't know if it's me age or summat, but as it screamed, I thought me ear drums were going to burst. eeek:
This screaming continued, and I had to stick me fingers in my ears as the high pitched screams were really starting to hurt me 'ed. sad32:

I noticed two or three others clutching their ears and shaking their heads too, so it wasn't just me being a narky prickly get. noooo:

The wumman in the que just looked at me and sighed, rolling her eyes. ::)

I shouted SHURRRRUP at IT, in my sheer frustration and pain, but it had no effect. Shrugs:

I like sprogs generally speaking....a little bitish.... but I do believe the thought of pleasurably punching this one in the gob did actually cross my mind. eveilgrin:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 10:12:03 AM »
Why can't children play now without screaming?  cussing:

Some villas around here are let out for holidays... two or three kids just can't seem to play in the pool without fucking screaming their ignorant little fucking heads off!

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You've got me started now Growler!  cussing:

And their parents sit there drinking their Keo and reading The Sun as if they can't hear them! Shrugs:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2010, 10:20:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 10:12:03 AM
Why can't children play now without screaming?  cussing:

Some villas around here are let out for holidays... two or three kids just can't seem to play in the pool without fucking screaming their ignorant little fucking heads off!

 Explode:

You've got me started now Growler!  cussing:

And their parents sit there drinking their Keo and reading The Sun as if they can't hear them! Shrugs:

Good. Most satisfactory. happy088


I was so tempted to rush into the sprogs accessories aisle via the Paraquat section, and rip a dummy off the shelf to shut the little twat up. cussing:

Paracetamols are just starting to kick in here now. cloud9:
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Offline apc2010

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 10:52:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 10:12:03 AM
Why can't children play now without screaming?  cussing:

Some villas around here are let out for holidays... two or three kids just can't seem to play in the pool without fucking screaming their ignorant little fucking heads off!

 Explode:

You've got me started now Growler!  cussing:

And their parents sit there drinking their Keo and reading The Sun as if they can't hear them! Shrugs:

before they put on their best footy shirts ,and try and find the local best burger joint .......
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 10:55:10 AM »
It should be illegal to wear footy costumes unless you are actually playing footy.  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 10:55:44 AM »
Now sitting back and calmly waiting for the......."weren't YOU a sprog once, or were YOU perfect"?

Offers anyone? whistle:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 11:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2010, 10:55:10 AM
It should be illegal to wear footy costumes unless you are actually playing footy.  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Mu sentiments entirely.

I've had a couple of....mmmmm rubschin: 'conversations' woth some LFC fans on the forum, on this very subject. Angry9:

£50 bloody  quid for some rancid old rag with the latest and annually changing logo and colour designs on yer back.  eeek:
Bloody ultimate rip offs, designed with sheeples in mind most obviously.

Almost makes you rancid flea ridden tatty rugrag at TWO BLOODY UNBELIVABLE EYE WATERING POUNDS  eeek: eeek:look like a bargain...almost.  ::)
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 11:06:09 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 10:55:44 AM
Now sitting back and calmly waiting for the......."weren't YOU a sprog once, or were YOU perfect"?

We already know the answer.  whistle:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 11:10:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2010, 10:55:10 AM
It should be illegal to wear footy costumes unless you are actually playing footy.  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Seconded... utter scum....  cussing:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2010, 11:12:13 AM »
I'd expect a bit of squealing/shouting from kids playing in a pool, you have to accept that, but screaming  noooo:

As fot wearing football shirts.  cussing:

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Offline Just One More

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2010, 11:41:37 AM »
Come on you blues



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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2010, 11:53:22 AM »
but... but... they're not wearing football shirts.   eyes:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2010, 11:54:35 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 11:41:37 AM
Come on you blues





You're just one BIG smut bag you are JOM, and that makes you my new best friend. cloud9:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2010, 11:55:49 AM »
Growler is an fickle bear  sad32:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2010, 12:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2010, 11:55:49 AM
Growler is an fickle bear  sad32:


...and you are one big jealous green eyed ginger bearded buffoon. Finger:
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