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Offline Pastis

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2010, 07:19:15 PM »
She was 82 FFS  lol:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM »
 Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2010, 07:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:

Sounds to me, with a tale like that, that you could indeed be a bit of a twat tbqh.
You are already on me social ladder as a consequence. happy088
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Offline Roy Cropper

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2010, 07:54:50 PM »
 Growler my boy the immediate euphoria quickly turns to fear when you realize that you have committed a quite serious offence. In an ideal world unruly kids should be able to receive a slap but it isn't in this shite world thats why the yoof of today are such b'stards.
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2010, 07:59:32 PM »
Hi Roy ~ your best bet would have been to deny everything. The kid needed a clip around the ear, literally or metaphorically, but as they don't get it these days it's no wonder they fail to learn the rules. As you say assault on a kid is serious but if the parent(s) don't the rest of us suffer.
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2010, 08:08:53 PM »
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:54:50 PM
Growler my boy the immediate euphoria quickly turns to fear when you realize that you have committed a quite serious offence. In an ideal world unruly kids should be able to receive a slap but it isn't in this shite world thats why the yoof of today are such b'stards.

Indeedeedo, and I'm not actually condoning such behaviour, as tastefully tempting and desirable as it may appear to be on the face of it. ::)
Porridge is indeed shite. sick2:

I 'accidentaly'  whistle: tripped up an overly excited  noisy sprog that was running amok in the pub a few weeks ago, after he ran into me.

20:00 hrs, and the little runt should have been in his pit anyway. evil:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2010, 08:10:06 PM »
Welcome aboard Roy!

Half of Mild was it...?  whistle:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2010, 08:13:31 PM »
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:

Oooo goss  and tittle tattle do tell Roy.  Welcome and join the fun. It's wine O clock here soooo eastdrink048
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2010, 08:17:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:13:31 PM
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:

Oooo goss  and tittle tattle do tell Roy.  Welcome and join the fun. It's wine O clock here soooo eastdrink048

Ey up. Pikeyess 2 has returned. ;)
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2010, 08:21:22 PM »
Oh yes, road trip over.  Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2010, 08:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
Oh yes, road trip over.  Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:

Is that it now then chicky?
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2010, 08:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 08:10:06 PM
Welcome aboard Roy!

Half of Mild was it...?  whistle:

Hang on...has he been vetted...Is he suitable...he may be a COP  scared2:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2010, 08:54:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
Oh yes, road trip over.  Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:

Is that it now then chicky?

Noo not yet.
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2010, 09:25:26 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 21, 2010, 08:37:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 08:10:06 PM
Welcome aboard Roy!

Half of Mild was it...?  whistle:

Hang on...has he been vetted...Is he suitable...he may be a COP  scared2:

Heaven forbid. ::)
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2010, 09:26:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
Oh yes, road trip over.  Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:

Is that it now then chicky?

Noo not yet.

Strewth. How many more trips me little chucky chick? happy100
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