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Offline Roy Cropper

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2010, 09:59:22 PM »
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Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 08:10:06 PM
Welcome aboard Roy!

Half of Mild was it...?  whistle:

Hang on...has he been vetted...Is he suitable...he may be a COP  scared2:

Thats funny  lol:A cop  lol: lol: Believe it or not I'm a pikey albeit a floating one eyes: BTW barman cheers for the 'alf . now where did I put me bag of porn ??
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2010, 10:17:21 PM »
 rubschin:

Tipsy's other half
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Offline Roy Cropper

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2010, 10:24:20 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 21, 2010, 10:17:21 PM
rubschin:

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sorry for the thread drift ..... fraid not but truely of no fixed abode like half of Pakistan .  Sorry too soon ? scared2: 
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2010, 10:29:37 PM »
Sorry for thread drift, sorry for jokes about Pakistan. Somebody needs to show you around, here, have another half and pull a seat up
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Offline Roy Cropper

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2010, 10:45:34 PM »
 Sorry. I'm just a sorry b'stard . doh: Done it again .
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2010, 10:51:21 PM »
fools say sorry...wise men will prove they are sorry and get another round in... ;)
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Offline Roy Cropper

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2010, 11:11:28 PM »
 Prove I'm a fool ? Take a look at my avatar  lol: My round . What you havin'? Rum ?
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #52 on: August 22, 2010, 06:06:17 AM »
A customer that buys rounds!  cloud9:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #53 on: August 22, 2010, 06:21:29 AM »
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #54 on: August 22, 2010, 07:10:57 AM »
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #55 on: August 22, 2010, 07:21:36 AM »
Roy is not unknown to some of us.
Welcome to the lighter side .... we don't tend to worry too much about thread drift here ~ in fact it is a source of pride if a thread stays on topic for more than three or four posts.
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #56 on: August 22, 2010, 07:40:51 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 22, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Roy is not unknown to some of us.
Welcome to the lighter side .... we don't tend to worry too much about thread drift here ~ in fact it is a source of pride if a thread stays on topic for more than three or four posts.

Yea, but THIS is MY thread, and I therefore have the sole right to see me arse regarding that if I want to. cussing:




As it 'appens like, today I really couldn't give a flying herd of ducks. noooo:
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #57 on: August 22, 2010, 08:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:

Hi Duane!
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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #58 on: August 22, 2010, 08:43:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 22, 2010, 08:31:31 AM
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:

Hi Duane!

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I just soiled myself....  redface:
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Offline Roy Cropper

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Re: SCREAMING sprogs.
« Reply #59 on: August 22, 2010, 09:26:13 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 22, 2010, 08:31:31 AM
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Hi all
 Recognize a few here  whistle:

Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently .  lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:

Hi Duane!


Bolloxs !! surrender: scared2: And there was I wanted to start with a clean slate. Expect I will get a lot of these now nonono:
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