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Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 22, 2010, 08:31:31 AMQuote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM Hi all Recognize a few here Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's . He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . Hi Duane!Bolloxs !! And there was I wanted to start with a clean slate. Expect I will get a lot of these now
Quote from: Roy Cropper on August 21, 2010, 07:27:47 PM Hi all Recognize a few here Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's . He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . Hi Duane!
Hi all Recognize a few here Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's . He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not .
No problems here Roy, just make sure you clean up after your dog.
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 22, 2010, 09:30:19 AMNo problems here Roy, just make sure you clean up after your dog. Oh yes You remember that one . I think I caused many a coronary over that .
What is this shite?
Both of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one
Quote from: Just One More on August 22, 2010, 11:48:16 AMBoth of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one I was EXCEEDINGLY ratted and did apologize the next day. Fell on deaf ears though IIRC.Wouldn't mind, but it was mainly just us two hurling abuse at each other!
Quote from: GROWLER on August 22, 2010, 11:57:20 AMQuote from: Just One More on August 22, 2010, 11:48:16 AMBoth of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one I was EXCEEDINGLY ratted and did apologize the next day. Fell on deaf ears though IIRC.Wouldn't mind, but it was mainly just us two hurling abuse at each other! How we larfed...
It might be an idea to add a new board in readiness like"Right, outside in the car park!"
