« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Help yourself Roy  (Read 1673 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Help yourself Roy
« on: August 21, 2010, 03:41:51 PM »
I see a new member has walked in.

On your first visit it is traditional that you help yourself to a drink from the bar if Barman isn't around, and serve everybody else one too. Barman doesn't mind.

Mine's a pint
Logged
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153413
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 03:48:00 PM »
 eeek:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Tipsy Gipsy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 11226
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2010, 03:52:04 PM »
A large vodka martini for me thanks, err but wait till Barman goes out the back again... he is prolly still taking paracetamol every 4 hours after last night.  ;D  Oh and ello.
Logged
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153413
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 03:57:32 PM »
Hold on, hold on! cussing:

You'll be emptying the blind box next!  evil:

Where is the blind box? Shrugs:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Tipsy Gipsy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 11226
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 03:59:30 PM »
Roy... catch!  scared2:
Logged
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 04:01:19 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 03:41:51 PM
I see a new member has walked in.

On your first visit it is traditional that you help yourself to a drink from the bar if Barman isn't around, and serve everybody else one too. Barman doesn't mind.

Mine's a pint

I'll drink to that, oh yes.
Mines a bottle please...of finest malt. eastdrink048

Welcome Roy lad.
How's it 'angin' like?
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153413
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 04:02:08 PM »
No wonder I am so poor...
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 08:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 03:57:32 PM
Hold on, hold on! cussing:

You'll be emptying the blind box next!  evil:

Where is the blind box? Shrugs:


8)  I was in need my dark sun glasses needed replacing.  There really wasn't much in it and I had to settle for ASDA special clip ons rather than the usual   Dolce & Gabbana ones.  I think someone had been there before me. evil:
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 08:37:27 PM »
Welcome Roy.

A pint of Talisker for me as well please
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2010, 08:39:13 PM »
Bloody hell Darwin you still seem to be awake at this time of night, are you on new tablets?
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2010, 08:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Bloody hell Darwin you still seem to be awake at this time of night, are you on new tablets?
Long nap after lunch
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2010, 08:58:56 PM »
Excellent. ;D
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2010, 09:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2010, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Bloody hell Darwin you still seem to be awake at this time of night, are you on new tablets?
Long nap after lunch


I usually have to have a couple of naps a day, but that's simply because I'm 100% fit and able you know. whistle:
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108870
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2010, 11:59:29 PM »
Bugger! I have just woken up  noooo:  Werld Service beckons  noooo:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Help yourself Roy
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2010, 12:05:24 AM »
 happy100

I am went to bed but could not sleep, am just off to have another bash at it. sleep017

Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »