Screening

[Darwins Selection]

I had an other-end-oskopi....

I expect they used the same camera as Tipsy.

They probably wash it between sessions. 

[Nick]

 

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

[Barman]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strapped-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

[Nick]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strap on-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

[Darwins Selection]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strap on-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

Turd in your aesophagus

[Nick]

 

Is that spelt right DS? 

[Barman]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strap on-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

Turd in your aesophagus

  

[Uncle Mort]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strapped-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

I've had both done "back to back" like. I didn't think to ask them.     

[Nick]

Let us hope you avoided the CHicken Madras 

[Darwins Selection]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strapped-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

I've had both done "back to back" like. I didn't think to ask them.     

Don't they just use an extension cable and keep pushing?

[Snoopy]

I had an other-end-oskopi....

The thing is... you don't really know if they actually do it... they could put you to sleep, move the clock hands forwards a couple of hours and wake you up again...

Didn't think of that did you eh? 

Oh they do it all right. 

I have had both ends done and refused anesthesia on both occasions as I had to drive myself home afterwards. They found hiatus hernia at the top end and 5 polyps at the other. The bowel polyps were lasered off there and then. One hour, a further internal check and a cup of tea later I was driving home. Ever tried to drive a car standing up?

[Nick]

 

Now if Miss D could drive, like ......

[Barman]

Do they use the same camera for throats, like? 

Depends if you have it done on the strapped-for-cash NHS or go privately like... 

I've had both done "back to back" like. I didn't think to ask them.     

Don't they just use an extension cable and keep pushing?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

We often have to exclude people from work / school / nurseries if they have had had certain types of food posioning or notifiable disease.

They can only return to their place of employment / education when they have had 2 or 3 clear results from their stool samples.

We have to go and inform them of what illness they have had as they have often gone to the doctor but not had the results and the doctor has just notified the CDC ( for which they get paid ) .

Anyways many years ago I had to go and explain to a mother that her 12 month old baby needed to be excluded from the nursery and she had to provide 3 stool samples in the little pots we gave her and which had like an ice cream spoon on the inside of the lid to help scoop the substance into the pot.

English was not her first language and when I went back the next day to collect the pot and send it off to the lab she was most distressed ...not as distressed as the baby however    She had been trying to insert the spoon up the little boys bottom and retrieve the sample from source so to speak  . She hadn't thought it would be ok to scrape it off the nappy 

[Pastis]

 

Poor little mite ...