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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Screening
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2010, 05:32:41 PM »
A Classic...... BM Stitch that one into a sampler for the bar wall.  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Screening
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2010, 12:58:09 PM »
Just received the all clear  angel1
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Re: Screening
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2010, 01:16:27 PM »
Good stuff Pastis  happy088
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Re: Screening
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2010, 02:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2010, 12:58:09 PM
Just received the all clear  angel1

Great! I shall remove my tin hat.
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Re: Screening
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2010, 03:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2010, 12:58:09 PM
Just received the all clear  angel1

Top man!  cloud9:
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Re: Screening
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2010, 03:07:45 PM »
They also say same routine again in two years time  eeek:
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Re: Screening
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2010, 08:29:16 PM »
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
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Re: Screening
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2010, 06:08:12 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on September 10, 2010, 08:29:16 PM
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.

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Re: Screening
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2010, 06:31:27 AM »
BM obviously knew her as well  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Screening
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2010, 07:18:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 11, 2010, 06:31:27 AM
BM obviously knew her as well  lol: lol: lol:

I was trying to avoid extending the joke with the doctor that lost his tongue....  redface:

See what you've done now you bad girl....  noooo:
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Re: Screening
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2010, 08:43:38 AM »

Not to mention the passing stranger who had three fingers amputated  ....

well it was a Gillette razz:
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Re: Screening
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2010, 08:59:01 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2010, 08:43:38 AM

Not to mention the passing stranger who had three fingers amputated  ....

well it was a Gillette razz:

Thread, meet gutter....  whistle:
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Re: Screening
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2010, 09:04:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2010, 08:59:01 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2010, 08:43:38 AM

Not to mention the passing stranger who had three fingers amputated  ....

well it was a Gillette razz:

Thread, meet gutter....  whistle:


Just remind me ........ when did we get out of it?  angel1
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Re: Screening
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2010, 09:56:31 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2010, 09:04:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2010, 08:59:01 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2010, 08:43:38 AM

Not to mention the passing stranger who had three fingers amputated  ....

well it was a Gillette razz:

Thread, meet gutter....  whistle:


Just remind me ........ when did we get out of it?  angel1

I forget...  redface:
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