Inconsiderate sick wimmin

[Nick]

My younger sister is in horsepickle in NOttingham. I thought I might go to visit, like.  NOW my eldest sister is in horsepickle in fooking Southampton 

Bastard sisters are so inconsiderate. SHould I charge them mileage?

[Pastis]

For a moment there I thought I was reading the Yahoo Answers thread   

[Barman]

For a moment there I thought I was reading the Yahoo Answers thread   

  

I'm confusedimicated by all the Miss Nottinghams and now Miss Southampton... 

[Nick]

I have two sisters you plank 

[Snoopy]

Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.


If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.

If she is in the South Hants you will have to park in the red light district. Look out for the dolls in the front windows. If the doll is upright the laydee is available. If dolly is laid down the laydee is busy. In the absence of dolls they use a table lamp. If it is on she is at home, if it is off she is engaged. Northumberland Road and Derby Road are the two main roads housing the laydees of the night (tho most work all day too). Park in either road and your number will be noted by local police.

[Nick]

Can you write that down for me like?

[Snoopy]

One Christmas I took over a parcel delivery round (Time and a half) and determined to rid myself of all parcels (saves time booking 'em back in when you finish) hammered on a door in Derby Road ~ When she finally opened the door and signed for her parcel she said she was sorry that she didn't have any cash in the house for a Christmas bonus but if  I fancied  a blow job I could have one "on the house".

[Nick]

She was CHerie Blair and I claim my 1 p

[GROWLER]

I have two sisters you plank 

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that.

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so.

[Barman]

I have two sisters you plank 

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that.

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so.

Quite right! 

I'm not a plank - I'm a phili filisyn fillis as thick as two short ones.... 

[Nick]

I have two sisters you plank 

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that.

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so.

Of course I am mr No 2 Plank 

[Barman]

I have two sisters you plank 

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that.

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so.

Of course I am mr No 2 Plank 

Nick is an prickly... um Nick.... 

[Just One More]

Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.


If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.

If she is in the South Hants you will have to park in the red light district. Look out for the dolls in the front windows. If the doll is upright the laydee is available. If dolly is laid down the laydee is busy. In the absence of dolls they use a table lamp. If it is on she is at home, if it is off she is engaged. Northumberland Road and Derby Road are the two main roads housing the laydees of the night (tho most work all day too). Park in either road and your number will be noted by local police.

Your local knowledge is impressive Snoopy, I knew the roads, but not the signals. I've only just mastered OMO

[GROWLER]

Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.


If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.

I'm sure she'll be absolutely over the friggin' moon to hear that ey?

[Snoopy]

Well that's the "new" cemetery ~I have dozens of rellies and ancestors in the "Old" one at the bottom of the Common, off Hill Lane.