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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #75 on: August 22, 2007, 12:21:01 PM »
We have a frog, or perhaps a toad, called Spinach (for obvious reasons). Perhaps you would like to meet him!

And our remaining tadpole is called Seaman

Ahhh, Mr Toad!
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2007, 12:22:28 PM »
No, Seaman!
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2007, 12:27:46 PM »
I refer the honourable gentleman to my post in which I have now highlighted his own turn of phrase:

We have a frog, or perhaps a toad, called Spinach (for obvious reasons). Perhaps you would like to meet him!

And our remaining tadpole is called Seaman

Ahhh, Mr Toad!

This, one assumes, is the origin of a certain Mr Toad - and I can't see any obvious reason to call it/him/her Spinach! If it is due to the fact of the colour, then you could equally have called it: Spring Greens, Cabbage, Brussels Sprout, Lettuce, Brocolli or indeed, any other green vegetable.
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #78 on: August 22, 2007, 12:36:08 PM »
Spinach suited him.

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #79 on: August 22, 2007, 12:39:08 PM »
Peanut butter and Marmite on toast.  cloud9:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2007, 12:39:42 PM »
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2007, 04:31:24 PM »
Peanut butter and Marmite on toast.  cloud9:

Blimey Barman, you've got some odd tastes - peanut butter and cat on toast!

I do hope you cook the cat first rather than serve it up as either cat carpaccio or tartare.
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #82 on: August 23, 2007, 10:23:20 AM »
Bournville Plain was another option, but a bit of a mouthful!?
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #83 on: August 23, 2007, 10:26:36 AM »
I remember hearing a request for a Gateaux in Spain.

When the poor guy recovered his breathing ability he said:

"Madam! There is no Gatto in my cake."

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #84 on: August 23, 2007, 10:27:36 AM »
Well he would say that, wouldn't he?





























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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #85 on: August 23, 2007, 10:31:54 AM »
I remember hearing a request for a Gateaux in Spain.

When the poor guy recovered his breathing ability he said:

"Madam! There is no Gatto in my cake."

I once learnt from some Palestinians that my name sounds like "Motherf*cker" in their version of Arabic evil:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #86 on: August 23, 2007, 10:34:24 AM »
I can match that.  My name sounds like 'Lesbian' in French.   redface:

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« Reply #87 on: August 23, 2007, 10:36:03 AM »
I always worried (even at O level) about the words SALE being displayed in shop windows. If you know anything about French it must be disturbing!
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2007, 10:43:09 AM »
It says much more about the workings of your mind shrugs: (That's a Gallic Shrug BTW)
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2007, 10:50:26 AM »
It says much more about the workings of your mind shrugs: (That's a Gallic Shrug BTW)

Dirty or Lesbian?
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