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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2007, 05:00:55 PM »
Well, BarMan has to have something to play with whilst floating.

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2007, 05:03:15 PM »
Well, BarMan has to have something to play with whilst floating.
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »
Well, BarMan has to have something to play with whilst floating.

We chaps come ready equipped in the something to play with department thank you.
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2007, 07:10:15 PM »
What is Cat Pee made of? noooo:


 Just went to get the stuff out of the washer and was blown over by the stench. It is now on super boil, triple wash extra super rinse prog. Fingers crossed! evil:
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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2007, 07:13:12 PM »
What is Cat Pee made of? noooo:


 Just went to get the stuff out of the washer and was blown over by the stench. It is now on super boil, triple wash extra super rinse prog. Fingers crossed! evil:
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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2007, 07:14:49 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2007, 07:16:36 PM »
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2007, 07:16:46 PM »
It's the amonia. Also if it's a boy cat it may have sprayed.  sick2:

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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2007, 07:17:21 PM »
It's a girl, so they are always more toxic cussing:
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2007, 07:18:56 PM »
Never going to happen! I fear for the cat.  scared2: This isn't the first of such incidents is it? And you know it will be all your fault!  eveilgrin:

And on the earlier occasion she peed on Mrs Nick's head down a stairwell!!

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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2007, 07:20:24 PM »
Never going to happen! I fear for the cat.  scared2: This isn't the first of such incidents is it? And you know it will be all your fault!  eveilgrin:

And on the earlier occasion she peed on Mrs Nick's head down a stairwell!!

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2007, 12:18:48 AM »
The only cat I ever had in my life (apart from wives etc) lived to be 21 and then my ex-wife had her destroyed mainly due to incontinence! I was very upset though by then out of the picture having divorced a couple of years before and left the home and cat in her charge. I was surprised at being upset as I don't actually like cats much (with some notable exceptions of course ~ he added quickly before they read this)

  noooo:The puppy don't like the kitty anymore?  sad24:

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2007, 09:49:49 AM »
You were one of the notable exceptions referred to.  Banghead
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2007, 09:54:34 AM »
Well the stuff came out the same size as it went in!! And Mrs Nick did not spot the new duvet.

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2007, 09:58:33 AM »
Well the stuff came out the same size as it went in!! And Mrs Nick did not spot the new duvet.

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