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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2007, 10:15:27 AM »
Yeah, but it cost me ?50. Perhaps cheap at the price ::)
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2007, 10:22:10 AM »
Whey Hay!   happy088

Nick AND the puss live to f(l)ight another day    happy100                 

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2007, 10:53:44 AM »
You do realise that when the inevitable happens amd Mrs Nick spots that the duvet is not 27.3 Tog, organic goose and kevlar quills, there will be an inquest?

Listen for the squeals of 'No, the cat pee'd on the old one, so I replaced it'. Angry9:


I assume this is the elderly 'Marmite the cat' we have heard about before? 
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2007, 11:07:39 AM »
Yes to both cry:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2007, 01:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2007, 10:53:44 AM
You do realise that when the inevitable happens amd Mrs Nick spots that the duvet is not 27.3 Tog, organic goose and kevlar quills, there will be an inquest?

Listen for the squeals of 'No, the cat pee'd on the old one, so I replaced it'. Angry9:


I assume this is the elderly 'Marmite the cat' we have heard about before? 

If Mrs Nick lives up to her reputation, the conversation will go along the lines of "The CAT pee'd on it???  A likely story!"
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2007, 01:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 16, 2007, 01:18:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2007, 10:53:44 AM
You do realise that when the inevitable happens amd Mrs Nick spots that the duvet is not 27.3 Tog, organic goose and kevlar quills, there will be an inquest?

Listen for the squeals of 'No, the cat pee'd on the old one, so I replaced it'. Angry9:


I assume this is the elderly 'Marmite the cat' we have heard about before? 

If Mrs Nick lives up to her reputation, the conversation will go along the lines of "The CAT pee'd on it???  A likely story!"
Errrmm......

That was my intended inference and the purpose of putting 'cat' in bold. ::)

I accept that italics in addition, might have better exemplified the emphasis that Mrs Nick would put on the phrase and the implication that she really thought that Nick himself had pee'd on the duvet.

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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2007, 01:35:55 PM »
 tunble:   Just getting revenge for the joke you stole off me at another time.   boxing                        scared:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2007, 01:36:32 PM »
They aren't that good. It's really not worth fighting over.  eeek:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2007, 02:25:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 01:36:32 PM
They aren't that good. It's really not worth fighting over.  eeek:

Don't go all soft and feminine on us, speak your mind girl. cussing:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2007, 03:02:59 PM »
Ghostie - In case you are shocked by your increased karma I appaluded your cut and paste liners but I dont think we could fit all three in the pool, well not at the same time  ::)
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2007, 09:57:50 AM »
The cat has just done it AGAIN! shocked003
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2007, 10:00:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2007, 09:57:50 AM
The cat has just done it AGAIN! shocked003
noooo:

Another ?50 down the drain...
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2007, 10:01:39 AM »
The stench is frightful cry:
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2007, 10:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2007, 09:57:50 AM
The cat has just done it AGAIN! shocked003

Hasn't someone somewhere invented a cat nappy? You are going to be in big trubs now!
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Re: Domestic Disasters
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2007, 10:03:17 AM »
Just off to the duvet shop!
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