Domestic Disasters

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Marmite is a lady cat.















I am not

Marmite! MARMITE! - you've called your cat Marmite? Bloody hell. Whatever next, a hamster called Bovril or a dog called Vegimite?

What is the world coming too?







P.S. I think you should be scared - of both the cat and Mrs Nick!

[Nick]

Go to your pantry. Get out some marmite. Look at it. Our cat is exactly that colour.*

OK?







*whatever colour that is

[Darwins Selection]

Go to your pantry. Get out some marmite. Look at it. Our cat is exactly that colour.*

What colour is 'empty'?

[Nick]

Buy some more marmite, cheapskate!

[Miss Demeanour]

Buy some more marmite, cheapskate!

Please don't ...it just encourages the manufacturers to make more 

[Nick]

Oh yes, devil's work. I had forgotten. Excellent on toast though. I will fax you some!

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh yes, devil's work. I had forgotten. Excellent on toast though. I will fax you some!

And I get smited again - for  saying what- I don't like Marmite 

What do I care -Marmite is tarmac in a jar and is highly rated in my disgusterous food chart

[Bar Wench]

Oh yes, devil's work. I had forgotten. Excellent on toast though. I will fax you some!

And I get smited again - for  saying whatI don't like Marmite 

What do I care -Marmite is tarmac in a jar and is highly rated in my disgusterous food chart

Wot she said.

[Nick]

Rich in vitamins!

[Grumpmeister]

Oh yes, devil's work. I had forgotten. Excellent on toast though. I will fax you some!

And I get smited again - for  saying whatI don't like Marmite 

What do I care -Marmite is tarmac in a jar and is highly rated in my disgusterous food chart

Never mind Miss D, I'll give you the clap  

Bear in mind that Nick has to be careful about what he does in the kitchen so marmite is probably a safe bet  

[Bar Wench]

Rich in vitamins!

So is lots of other stuff that I don't like. Like spinach!

[Darwins Selection]

Rich in vitamins!

So is lots of other stuff that I don't like. Like spinach!

And semen, but you wouldn't put either of those on toast, or name a pet for that matter, would you?

[Nick]

We have a frog, or perhaps a toad, called Spinach (for obvious reasons). Perhaps you would like to meet him!

And our remaining tadpole is called Seaman

[Bar Wench]

Rich in vitamins!

So is lots of other stuff that I don't like. Like spinach!

And semen, but you wouldn't put either of those on toast, or name a pet for that matter, would you?

I was too polite to go there.

[Miss Demeanour]

Never mind Miss D, I'll give you the clap  
Bear in mind that Nick has to be careful about what he does in the kitchen so marmite is probably a safe bet  

Thanks GM - I wasn't begging honestly - (well not this time anyway)

Nick has to be careful whatever he does and where ever he does it - lets not limit his potential