Self service tills

[GROWLER]

I thought I'd try one at the Asda over the weekend.
What a complete waste of time.

Had to call one of the three members of staff that were lurking there to help, no less than 4 times to help me purchase about 10 items.
On the 4th occasion, the bloody machine wouldn't even recognise her!

Scrap 'em, and get the staff to man the proper tills I say.

Article:
http://www.walletpop.co.uk/2010/08/23/self-service-checkouts-make-queues-longer/

[Roy Cropper]

 WTF do you expect from ASDA ?? Buck up FFS you must have a Morrisons near by .

[GROWLER]

WTF do you expect from ASDA ?? Buck up FFS you must have a Morrisons near by .

S'cuse me.

You DON'T talk to the head snarler like that ,thank you.

[Snoopy]

Use Asda online ~ home delivery means you never have to set foot in the place again. You pay the same price, you are not tempted to buy things you don't need, you save on fuel and related driving costs and you NEVER need to see or hear screaming sprogs again. Franky I think anyone who goes to any supermarket deserves all they get.

Tesco ans Sainsbugs offer the same service. Only Morrisons stand out against it.

[GROWLER]

Use Asda online ~ home delivery means you never have to set foot in the place again. You pay the same price, you are not tempted to buy things you don't need, you save on fuel and related driving costs and you NEVER need to see or hear screaming sprogs again. Franky I think anyone who goes to any supermarket deserves all they get.

Tesco ans Sainsbugs offer the same service. Only Morrisons stand out against it.

I don't know how much they charge for delivery, but whatever it is, it's just yet ANOTHER expense and strain on the family budget, just when we/I am looking for ways of cutting back.

I would imagine they pick out all the older stuff for home delivery too.

Anyway, I enjoy rummaging around for the fresh stuff they pack at the back of the shelves, the same as I enjoy snapping off the stalks on the broccoli, and having a damned good snarl about screaming sprogs and blue rinse meetings blocking the aisles.

What's the point in living if you can't have a damned good sweet as a nut rant ey?

[Uncle Mort]

I have tried them three times in total. I didn't want to dismiss them out of hand after all. However my experiences each time have lead me to conclude that they're more trouble than they are worth.
Bastard little shouty machines. 

[Nick]

"Unexpected item in bagging area" WTF does that mean? Unexpected by whom?

[Roy Cropper]

WTF do you expect from ASDA ?? Buck up FFS you must have a Morrisons near by .

S'cuse me.

You DON'T talk to the head snarler like that ,thank you.

Listen matey even the kids in ASDA aint worth tripping up . I recon the only reason you shop in ASDA is because you dont look conspicious with your builders bum and your "tracky" bottoms   come on man pull yer self together smarten yer self up and get to Morrisons . You know it makes sense .

[GROWLER]

I have tried them three times in total. I didn't want to dismiss them out of hand after all. However my experiences each time have lead me to conclude that they're more trouble than they are worth.
Bastard little shouty machines. 

Is right.
Trouble is, I started shouting back at the bastard thing, holding my arms outwards in innocence and sheer frustration.

Whatever, I shan't be using them again.

Oi you Royboy. Shut yer beak, and btw, I DO NOT display a 'builders bum, and Morisuns are shite IMO.

[Snoopy]

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[GROWLER]

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[Snoopy]

No use you shrugging your shoulders. You know it's true 

[GROWLER]

No use you shrugging your shoulders. You know it's true 

Wha? 

It's all in morse code or summat.
Post totally illegible.

[Snoopy]

Growler only went off Morrison when they raised the price of their own brand Christmas cake last year. Before that you couldn't keep him out of the place .... as a trawl through the 2008 -posts will prove.

Hello me font's gone all funny .... back later

Was what I said.

[GROWLER]

Growler only went off Morrison when they raised the price of their own brand Christmas cake last year. Before that you couldn't keep him out of the place .... as a trawl through the 2008 -posts will prove.

Hello me font's gone all funny .... back later

Was what I said.