Self service tills

[Snoopy]

A laugh at a computer malfunction but no rebuttal? Guilty as Charged! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have a cunning plan regarding these machines I am busy packing and loading but rest assured by this time next year I will be a millionaire.

[GROWLER]

...and another thing.
This 'home delivery service' is just yet ANOTHER example of BONE IDLE BRITAIN.

Whilst I appreciate it is virtually essential for some, in the main, and IMO, it is just yet another sign that the great FAT lazy British sheeples are more concerned with watching shite tv, sitting there like the Billy bloaters that they are, stuffing yet another family sized pack of Hippopotomus flavour crisps down their rancifd little piggy faces, washed down with a gallon of diet coke, quick belch and scratch of the arse, than getting the weekly shop in.

[GROWLER]

We'll be 'avin a 'home vists service'  to wipe yer arse next. 

[Nick]

IIRC Snoopy had that service for a while 

[GROWLER]

IIRC Snoopy had that service for a while 

Whatever. I'm getting steamed up here thinking about all this.

Gaskets are shortly going to be blown. I can feel the pressure build up.

We're a bloody useless nation of 'let someone else do it all' lazy bastards, and it's doin' me nut in.

[Snoopy]

IIRC Snoopy had that service for a while 

Indeed I did.

But Home Delivery does save a lot of car journeys. Think of your carbon paw-print.

[Nick]

I approve of Tesco intermong shopping (in principle, like  )

[GROWLER]

IIRC Snoopy had that service for a while  

Indeed I did.

But Home Delivery does save a lot of car journeys. Think of your carbon paw-print.

1 a week.
 7 mile 'round trip, and I don't subscribe to this carbon footprint utter utter crap and nonsense anyway.
Tree hugging lentil sucking sandal wearing with beige socks terminology shite.

[Barman]

I'm with the hound...we used to use Tesco on-line when we were in the UK... visiting the supermarket is for mugs... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I hate these bloody things....s'alright if you only have a few items but if you have to use more than one carrier bag it all gets very complicated with the whole weight, balance , distribution , electronic tell tale voice calling for feckin assistants thing   

[Just One More]

I have a cunning plan regarding these machines I am busy packing and loading but rest assured by this time next year I will be a millionaire.

Does it include the "purchase" of lightweight items such as expensive birthday cards held between other items, or thin items stuck together so that they go through as one?

[Pastis]

I had a bit of a barney in Morrisons about these some time back 
I was convinced that it had given incorrect change but the manager was claiming they worked perfectly 
If that's the case I told him, controlling myself, why are the other three all flashings their lights and NOT working properly? Eh? 

[Snoopy]

You don't have a personal shopper Pastis? 

[Pastis]

Moi?   













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