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Offline GROWLER

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Lettuce.
« on: August 28, 2010, 05:24:36 PM »
I'm sick to the very back teeth of trying to discuss summat, whilst 'old ded 'ed' goes rambling off on a tangent about something totally unrelated. ::)

Lettuce.
What the blazes is the point of it, apart fro making your dinner plate look like a garden?
It's tasteless, and has virtually no nutritional value worth mentioning.

You could stuff it down your face all day and night long, and still feel unsatisfied, so why do you bother? Shrugs:

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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2010, 05:26:27 PM »
It's nice and green.

ALso crunchy. If cut with wood, obviously.

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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2010, 05:35:37 PM »
It's nice and green.

ALso crunchy. If cut with wood, obviously.

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You're obviously WELL troubled in the 'ed dept., and getting right upon my tits. Angry9:

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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 05:36:34 PM »
Lettuce - for decoration only...

Raw cabbage - a real man's salad...  cloud9:
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 05:39:31 PM »
Bollux!  There are a hoooge variety of tasty lettuces that go with any number of dishes  razz:   angel1
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2010, 05:40:29 PM »
Lettuce - for decoration only...

Raw cabbage - a real man's salad...  cloud9:

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Red cabbage is ok. rubschin:

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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2010, 05:41:06 PM »
Bollux!  There are a hoooge variety of tasty lettuces that go with any number of dishes  razz:   angel1

Ey? How's that werk then? confused:

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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2010, 05:43:31 PM »
CAKE wrapped in LETTUCE  angel1
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2010, 05:44:36 PM »
Bollux!  There are a hoooge variety of tasty lettuces that go with any number of dishes  razz:   angel1

Ey? How's that werk then? confused:

Well, you could start here to start with  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2010, 05:44:53 PM »
Over a dozen varieties in this bowl ~ loverly grub.

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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2010, 05:45:24 PM »
Have you had braised lettuce ...that is quite nice  cloud9:
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2010, 05:47:47 PM »
Have you had braised lettuce ...that is quite nice  cloud9:

Often ~ 'specially with Chinese Food.
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2010, 05:52:18 PM »
Bollux!  There are a hoooge variety of tasty lettuces that go with any number of dishes  razz:   angel1

Of course!  razz:












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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM »
Lettuce is also a soporific as anyone who has read Beatrix Potter would know.
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One day the tiny bunnies venture into Mr. MacGregor's rubbish heap. After eating heartily of discarded lettuces, they fall asleep and are discovered by Mr. MacGregor who puts them in his sack to take home
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Re: Lettuce.
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2010, 05:58:09 PM »
Food of the gods. Popular with wild bears too. But not the wimpy domestic sort  noooo:
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