You do not make a convincing wummun. Not even one in a fur coat.
Well I dunno, but I had many on this other forum virtually crawling on their hands and knees to me when I posted a piccy of 'meself'.
It was absolutely hilarious for several weeks, and I used to have sneak off the puter quickly from talking to you norty norty boys cus the real me was just pulling up on the driveway with Mrs Growler.