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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2010, 05:43:53 PM »
 doh:




PS I am still trying to cope with the thought of wrapping the wound in a pair of Growler's old gruns. I may need counselling  Yuk:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2010, 05:46:08 PM »
I'm with you on that one ...  noooo:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2010, 06:04:28 PM »
They reckon I had a bite off a spider a short while back, I had lots of swelling but no puss/oozing. They put me on antibiotics for a week to be sure like. Might be worth ringing NHS direct, they'll tell you you've prolly got beri-beri or smallpox, but ring them while you still can (that's a reference to NHS direct, not on your demise)
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2010, 06:07:07 PM »


Whatever ~ it should teach you to keep your Marigolds on. razz:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2010, 06:10:02 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 29, 2010, 06:04:28 PM
They reckon I had a bite off a spider a short while back, I had lots of swelling but no puss/oozing. They put me on antibiotics for a week to be sure like. Might be worth ringing NHS direct, they'll tell you you've prolly got beri-beri or smallpox, but ring them while you still can (that's a reference to NHS direct, not on your demise)

Ta JOM.  I'll see how things go overnight. I have King's around the corner within walking distance and if it becomes serious will toddle over to A&E tomorrer.

@ Snoopy:  i was wearing fvcking gardening gloves!  eeek:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2010, 06:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 29, 2010, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 29, 2010, 06:04:28 PM
They reckon I had a bite off a spider a short while back, I had lots of swelling but no puss/oozing. They put me on antibiotics for a week to be sure like. Might be worth ringing NHS direct, they'll tell you you've prolly got beri-beri or smallpox, but ring them while you still can (that's a reference to NHS direct, not on your demise)

Ta JOM.  I'll see how things go overnight. I have King's around the corner within walking distance and if it becomes serious will toddle over to A&E tomorrer.

@ Snoopy:  i was wearing fvcking gardening gloves!  eeek:

Who is going to end up with a Tetanus Booster Jab in his arse then  point:

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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2010, 06:17:09 PM »
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2010, 06:23:23 PM »
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2010, 07:39:43 PM »
Sounds like a mossy, or  noseeum to me...as its itchy and leaking, like...

Me and the dog picked up a tick each last year in long grass down on Exmoor; I had shorts on...didn't notice this tick on me leg til the next day. Went to the doc and had some blood tests but they came back clear. You can pick up Lymes disease from ticks... scared2:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2010, 08:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 29, 2010, 05:16:18 PM


As for the slate; might turn out to be a BAD DEBT  eeek:



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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2010, 08:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 29, 2010, 05:16:18 PM


As for the slate; might turn out to be a BAD DEBT  eeek:



Oh my giddy aunt...

Hey...Don't worry...I'll collect it for you...say, 20%
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2010, 05:05:51 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 29, 2010, 08:47:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 29, 2010, 05:16:18 PM


As for the slate; might turn out to be a BAD DEBT  eeek:



Oh my giddy aunt...

Hey...Don't worry...I'll collect it for you...say, 20%

Ten!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2010, 07:10:37 AM »
How are you Mr P .....I am home today ...do you need restorative care ?  ;)
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2010, 08:37:06 AM »
Are you going to French polish him?  rubschin:
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Re: Bitten or poisoned... ?
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2010, 08:42:01 AM »
I think she is offering a little rub down  eyes:
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