WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!

[Miss Demeanour]

You have got those in the correct order I hope 

[Nick]

I told you to get a laydee in to check the place over, but would you listen?  

YOu hoovered the bath?  

[Barman]

You have got those in the correct order I hope 

 

[Barman]

I told you to get a laydee in to check the place over, but would you listen?  

YOu hoovered the bath?  

Of course... It looked clean(ish) and I'd put the Vim and whatever away... I noticed some cat hairs in the bottom (it was hiding from the dog the other day) so I whacked the hoover in... Bish-Bosh job done! 

Or so I thought... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Prolly should have let the water out first though.  

[Snoopy]

Can't clean a bally bath properly!!!!

Ye Gods!

Couple of years in the forces would do him the world of good!

[GROWLER]

Well. Dare we ask?

Well, all was going well until: -

LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?" 

BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it"

LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"

 

Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away.... 

She inspected the bath when she got home in the early hours of the morning you say?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. 

[Barman]

Well. Dare we ask?

Well, all was going well until: -

LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?" 

BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it"

LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"

 

Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away.... 

She inspected the bath when she got home in the early hours of the morning you say?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. 

Yes... that was about 1am like... 

[GROWLER]

I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. 
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. 

[Barman]

I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. 
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. 

Oh gawd... 

[GROWLER]

I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. 
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. 

Oh gawd... 

Wha'? 

[Barman]

I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. 
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. 

Oh gawd... 

Wha'? 

Perhaps you should leave well alone like... 

[GROWLER]

I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. 
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. 

Oh gawd... 

Wha'? 

Perhaps you should leave well alone like... 

Ok. Was only trying to be helpful.
My lips are sealed.

[Nick]

Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE 

[GROWLER]

Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE  

ALL blokes with wimmin in toe are in BIG trouble, from the day they put a ring on her finger, and they respond most charmingly with a ring through your nose.

Some like me, resist, but then get classed as a chauvenistic irresponsible nasty selfish greedy two faced ignorant pig amongst many many many other things, the rest simply turn over, accept, and have their 'tummies tickled'.

I will NEVER EVER be a yes man,   and am therefore destined to old age on me own in me 'ut or caravan in the woods.

Couldn't give a flying toss now though tbh. Too old to even think about worrying about it now.
I've set out my stall, and it isn't very pretty apparently.