Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE 
ALL blokes with wimmin in toe are in BIG trouble, from the day they put a ring on her finger, and they respond most charmingly with a ring through your nose. 
Some like me, resist, but then get classed as a chauvenistic irresponsible nasty selfish greedy two faced ignorant pig amongst many many many other things, the rest simply turn over, accept, and have their 'tummies tickled'. 
I will NEVER EVER be a yes man, 
and am therefore destined to old age on me own in me 'ut or caravan in the woods.
Couldn't give a flying toss now though tbh. Too old to even think about worrying about it now.
I've set out my stall, and it isn't very pretty apparently.
So what are you waiting for? Your life, as published here, is one long tale of woe and misery, you are never going to get any younger so why put it off any longer?
