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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2010, 09:55:10 AM »
Sorry ~ stupid question  redface:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2010, 09:55:53 AM »
He was in the armed forces...need i say more  whistle:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2010, 09:57:16 AM »


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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2010, 09:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
Oh yeah..and offered to show me his handywork  ::)

One of the bouncers at a nightclub I worked bar in back in the day did that. He was really proud of it till he went to the toilet, screamed so loud we ended up calling him an ambulance.

Of course we never made fun of him over it...  whistle:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2010, 09:59:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:55:53 AM
He was in the armed forces...need i say more  whistle:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2010, 10:00:20 AM »
Thank you Nick   ::)

There's always one isn't there?   noooo:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2010, 10:01:41 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 09:57:44 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
Oh yeah..and offered to show me his handywork  ::)

One of the bouncers at a nightclub I worked bar in back in the day did that. He was really proud of it till he went to the toilet, screamed so loud we ended up calling him an ambulance.

Of course we never made fun of him over it...  whistle:


Calling him "an ambulance" was surely bad enough.






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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2010, 10:44:16 AM »
 eeek: Oh Nick!  noooo:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2010, 02:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2010, 10:44:16 AM
eeek: Oh Nick!  noooo:

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Still, there is some consolation in that he probably finds it too heavy to wave.
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2010, 02:19:36 PM »
Looks like he could be handy for opening a bottle of wine and then putting a stopper in it as well.....very multi - functional  whistle:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2010, 02:21:01 PM »
A gerl with a two track mind  noooo:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2010, 05:23:39 PM »
Oh dear,   noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2010, 05:29:02 PM »
I am being purely practical....Nick is being naughty sir  whistle:
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2010, 05:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 05:29:02 PM
I am being purely practical....Nick is being naughty sir  whistle:

I was thinking more of Nick's post tbh
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Re: Daft or mad?
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2010, 05:32:10 PM »
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