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Offline Olga

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Girls Stuff dva
« on: July 15, 2007, 06:00:08 PM »
Hi hi to all. Been so busy here with no time to tell news  cry:. Perhap I need one of these bloggy things. lol:

Oh, by the ways, I hope you have password for viewing Girly Stuff, no?

Anyways, I think to post a Girl's Stuff dva, that's 2 in Russian pumpkin if you didn't know it. I must say hello to the Landlady, you seem just type dahlink, and I love. Muachhh! lol:

I thought to say that tongiht I make special meal for my friend as memory of our trip back to Russia - so it's Chicken Kiev, Olga style. I know this is classic and you all know the routiney, but just make sure you have two plumpy breasts to begin, OK?

Luckily I have syringes left over from old times so after blending garlic, pepper, juices, cheeses, mushrooms, any drugs in kitchen that won't affect man's libido, ;)  I just load up the syringe and squeeze under skin of breasts. Oven for 40 mins and voila.... perfetto as my cousin say in Milano. You try, you will enjoy I'm sure. I usually serve with vegetables al dente if man is still awake after the wodka shots and the wine, hihi lol:

I just want to add note about this Yardy Ale that Barman keeps in backroom. I thought it was big horn or something... you drink this in pub? confused:

Poka poka, and ciao!
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 06:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Olga on July 15, 2007, 06:00:08 PM
Hi hi to all. Been so busy here with no time to tell news  cry:. Perhap I need one of these bloggy things. lol:

Oh, by the ways, I hope you have password for viewing Girly Stuff, no?

Anyways, I think to post a Girl's Stuff dva, that's 2 in Russian pumpkin if you didn't know it. I must say hello to the Landlady, you seem just type dahlink, and I love. Muachhh! lol:

I thought to say that tongiht I make special meal for my friend as memory of our trip back to Russia - so it's Chicken Kiev, Olga style. I know this is classic and you all know the routiney, but just make sure you have two plumpy breasts to begin, OK?

Luckily I have syringes left over from old times so after blending garlic, pepper, juices, cheeses, mushrooms, any drugs in kitchen that won't affect man's libido, ;)  I just load up the syringe and squeeze under skin of breasts. Oven for 40 mins and voila.... perfetto as my cousin say in Milano. You try, you will enjoy I'm sure. I usually serve with vegetables al dente if man is still awake after the wodka shots and the wine, hihi lol:

I just want to add note about this Yardy Ale that Barman keeps in backroom. I thought it was big horn or something... you drink this in pub? confused:

Poka poka, and ciao!

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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 06:16:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
Quote from: Olga on July 15, 2007, 06:00:08 PM
Hi hi to all. Been so busy here with no time to tell news  cry:. Perhap I need one of these bloggy things. lol:

Oh, by the ways, I hope you have password for viewing Girly Stuff, no?

Anyways, I think to post a Girl's Stuff dva, that's 2 in Russian pumpkin if you didn't know it. I must say hello to the Landlady, you seem just type dahlink, and I love. Muachhh! lol:

I thought to say that tongiht I make special meal for my friend as memory of our trip back to Russia - so it's Chicken Kiev, Olga style. I know this is classic and you all know the routiney, but just make sure you have two plumpy breasts to begin, OK?

Luckily I have syringes left over from old times so after blending garlic, pepper, juices, cheeses, mushrooms, any drugs in kitchen that won't affect man's libido, ;)  I just load up the syringe and squeeze under skin of breasts. Oven for 40 mins and voila.... perfetto as my cousin say in Milano. You try, you will enjoy I'm sure. I usually serve with vegetables al dente if man is still awake after the wodka shots and the wine, hihi lol:

I just want to add note about this Yardy Ale that Barman keeps in backroom. I thought it was big horn or something... you drink this in pub? confused:

Poka poka, and ciao!

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Someone had to say this Snoops:

There is an answer, it is this:

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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 07:13:31 PM »
I may have to have a word with my mate Desmond. point:
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 03:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Olga on July 15, 2007, 06:00:08 PM

Anyways, I think to post a Girl's Stuff dva, that's 2 in Russian pumpkin if you didn't know it. I must say hello to the Landlady, you seem just type dahlink, and I love. Muachhh! lol:

Poka poka, and ciao!

Dear Olga - thank you poppet (loving English term for cute friend) for your lovely words and, of course, I love you too very very muchly  razz: Your mature womans view on the world and, no less, your magnificent softly breasts, so proudly displayed in your avatar, are icons to all us fellow  ::) women  ;D ;D ;D

Next time Barman get's out yardy ale I'll give you a call - however after the last accident BarWench rightly confiscated it from him until the wounds had healed  redface: redface: redface:

Take care and continue with your very interesting cookery tips  eyes:
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 06:20:54 PM »
Oh Good Grief  ::)
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 06:26:00 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 16, 2007, 03:59:43 PM

Next time Barman get's out yardy ale I'll give you a call - however after the last accident BarWench rightly confiscated it from him until the wounds had healed  redface: redface: redface:

And he said that you'd tell me to give it back!!  point:
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 06:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 16, 2007, 03:59:43 PM

Next time Barman get's out yardy ale I'll give you a call - however after the last accident BarWench rightly confiscated it from him until the wounds had healed  redface: redface: redface:

And he said that you'd tell me to give it back!!  point:
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 06:58:24 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 16, 2007, 03:59:43 PM

Next time Barman get's out yardy ale I'll give you a call - however after the last accident BarWench rightly confiscated it from him until the wounds had healed  redface: redface: redface:

And he said that you'd tell me to give it back!!  point:

She cant give it back, its hidden somewhere in Wenchy's tat mountain Barman. You could try searching for it but I wouldnt risk it without a team of sherpas and a village of welsh miners  point:
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 08:59:57 PM »
Oh, by the ways, I've lost an ear ring. I sure it is in Yardy Ale cos one of the boys ( redface:) was telling me you could hear the seas if you put it up to ear, like sea shell  ;D

Think I might have knocked off a few glasses from top shelf in doing this, sorry - -  redface:  It's little Turk's Head style gold ear ring if you find him.

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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 09:03:30 PM »
I think this calls for Dorothy!












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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 09:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2007, 09:03:30 PM
I think this calls for Dorothy

Now now Nikita... what did we say about own threadies?

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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 02:46:49 AM »
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 03:44:32 PM »
I note diplomatic relations between Russia and Britain remained strained...

Cue DS...

A propos of the Yardy Ale; is there some Jamaican connection in the back room or something, Barman?
An illicit stash of Red Stripe perhaps?  ;)
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Re: Girls Stuff dva
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 03:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 17, 2007, 03:44:32 PM
I note diplomatic relations between Russia and Britain remained strained...

Cue DS...

A propos of the Yardy Ale; is there some Jamaican connection in the back room or something, Barman?
An illicit stash of Red Stripe perhaps?  ;)
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