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The all new losing your virginity thread
« on: September 02, 2010, 03:45:17 PM »
Was just chatting about this with someone. I have come over all damp. redface: Will post details when I have recovered my composure, but what is your story?
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2010, 03:47:09 PM »
Apart from Snoopy, we're all gonna make it up, aren't we?
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2010, 03:49:18 PM »
I'll tell you when it happens.
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2010, 03:50:49 PM »
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2010, 03:51:42 PM »
Indeed  angel1
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2010, 03:52:01 PM »
The back of an Austin 1300... with a nurse like...  eyes:
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2010, 03:52:35 PM »
Male?
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2010, 03:53:08 PM »
OK. Venice, summer 1974. Inter railing around Europe. Sat in Venice station trying to figger out how the hell to get to the Yoof Hostel by boat  noooo:

A laydee approaches and we agree to go together. SHe is a redhead. A nurse. A Kiwi. 26. Lithe  eyes:

The Yoof hostel is full.

We go to an hotel where she takes charge, "We need a double room." (ME  scared2:)

We go out, buy wine, bread, cheese and apples and watch the sunset  cloud9:

We go back to the hotel. I go for a shower down the corridor while she uses the shower in the room. I wander back and find her clad in black pants and nothing else.

What a splendid 4 days  cloud9:

Then one morning she said, "I must be off." And she left  sad24:
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2010, 03:53:35 PM »
Already told the story in some other thread.

Under Bournemouth Pier..... sand is not a pleasurable addition to the experience unless you are a wooden puppet.   noooo:
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2010, 03:54:23 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 02, 2010, 03:52:35 PM
Male?

The Maldives is a long way in a 1300
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2010, 03:55:07 PM »
My isn't lost, I know exactly who took it. Though I haven't see her since Sept 2005 (her 50th birthday party) Must get in touch.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2010, 05:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2010, 03:52:01 PM
The back of an Austin 1300... with a nurse like...  eyes:

Were they called nurses back in 1300?  whistle:
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2010, 05:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
My isn't lost, I know exactly who took it. Though I haven't see her since Sept 2005 (her 50th birthday party) Must get in touch.  rubschin:

Lost does imply you might find it again  rubschin:
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Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2010, 05:29:57 PM »
Behind the Ellesmere cinema in Swinton, Manchester. We'd just watched Tora, Tora, Tora. I always did have that romantic touch  ;D . Always brings a smile whenever I see it advertised on Sky
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