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Offline Nick

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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2010, 09:38:33 AM »
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2010, 09:39:36 AM »
No Nick...that is your personal wish list . Please try to not get confused  ;)
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2010, 09:40:06 AM »
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2010, 11:42:39 AM »
Not forgetting they will have to have anti-slip coating, handrails and the edges marked in a different colours. Long gone are the days of ten bricks and a 3' x 2' paving slab which are now 2 x 18" ones cos the old un's were too heavy  ::)
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2010, 11:48:54 AM »
Don't you miss the good old days?

 
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2010, 06:09:36 PM »
The 'naughty ramp' just doesn't have the same ring to it somehow. noooo:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2010, 06:44:35 PM »
Ramping up your naughtiness however  eyes:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2010, 06:57:17 PM »
Ohh yes that could certainly be done... eyes:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2010, 05:19:19 AM »
Oh gawd...  noooo:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2010, 09:25:03 AM »
My sister recently moved house. SHe applied to BT three months ago for 2 landlines in her new house with the old numbers to be transferred (she runs a business from home). She lives 100 yards from the nearest BT "Operations Centre". They failed to turn up on three occasions and then told her they would have to dig her garden up to install the lines.  eeek: SHe asked why they couldn't just use the telegraph pole outside her house. No coherent response.

After a 2 month delay they have just offered her £24 compensation for "loss of business". SHe told them to "bollocks".  eveilgrin:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2010, 09:44:41 AM »
SHe told them to "bollocks". 

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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2010, 10:02:07 AM »
Seems to be a common problem thats runs in the Nick family  whistle:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2010, 10:14:43 AM »
Seems to be a common problem that runs in the Nick family  whistle:


rubschin:  Aren't you supposed to be related to Nick?
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2010, 10:18:51 AM »
She is  cloud9:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2010, 10:44:01 AM »
I mostly despair