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Offline Nick

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Useless florists and other service types
« on: September 04, 2010, 08:12:59 AM »
Little Sis released from hospital on Thursday. Big sis and me arrange to have flowers delivered yesterday. No delivery!  evil:

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Hello, I ordered some orchids online, to be delivered TODAY to my sister who has been very ill in hospital. She came home yesterday [Thursday] and I particularly wanted her to have the flowers today.
I trust you will be delivering your best orchids tomorrow morning. Not before 10a.m.please

They delivered at 7.30 this morning!!!!  cussing:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2010, 08:20:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:12:59 AM
Little Sis released from hospital on Thursday. Big sis and me arrange to have flowers delivered yesterday. No delivery!  evil:

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Hello, I ordered some orchids online, to be delivered TODAY to my sister who has been very ill in hospital. She came home yesterday [Thursday] and I particularly wanted her to have the flowers today.
I trust you will be delivering your best orchids tomorrow morning. Not before 10a.m.please

They delivered at 7.30 this morning!!!!  cussing:

This is the UK ffs!
What are you expecting? Good reliable prompt service? happy001

Should have ordered from abroad
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2010, 09:20:21 AM »
Flowers can be delivered at any time of the day as far as I'm concerned  sad24:
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 09:23:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 04, 2010, 09:20:21 AM
Flowers can be delivered at any time of the day as far as I'm concerned  sad24:

If only I could remember where you live  whistle:
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2010, 09:34:27 AM »
Miss D ...in the hobbit hole...Londonium  lol:
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2010, 09:42:17 AM »


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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2010, 09:48:14 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2010, 10:37:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 04, 2010, 09:20:21 AM
Flowers can be delivered at any time of the day as far as I'm concerned  sad24:

Wot she said. sad32:
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2010, 10:38:41 AM »
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2010, 11:33:54 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 04, 2010, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 04, 2010, 09:20:21 AM
Flowers can be delivered at any time of the day as far as I'm concerned  sad24:

Wot she said. sad32:


Such a pity that I don't seem to have your address either  tunble:
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2010, 03:42:53 PM »
It now turns out that the fooking flowers delivered bore no resemblance to those ordered!! Big Sis has blasted the suppliers ( scared2:) and they are sending more, free of charge, like.  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2010, 03:49:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
It now turns out that the fooking flowers delivered bore no resemblance to those ordered!! Big Sis has blasted the suppliers ( scared2:) and they are sending more, free of charge, like.  eveilgrin:

And why will nobody here find that surprising!  point:
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2010, 03:54:24 PM »
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2010, 08:06:45 PM »
 Flowers and cards ...... A total waste of money and serve no purpose what so ever whacky115 . A bottle of malt is far more useful . At least it dulls the pain .
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Re: Useless florists and other service types
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2010, 08:07:34 PM »
Depends what your after and from whom  eyes:
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