Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!

[GROWLER]

Now I know hayfever is a very nasty ailment,and I have nothing but sympathy for sufferers, but please god, their surely are limits to just how far you'll go to try and find some respite.





I'm sad to say Mrs Growler has succumbed to the temptation of purchasing one of these highly hilarious devices.
I seriously thought red nose day had arrived. She tried to hide it from me, but I saw the red glow in the room and burst in and burst a gut with laughter!
Don't think I've laughed out so loud in decades. My sides and throat are killin' me now!

There's a full money back guarentee. I'm packin' it off for her tomorrow while she's at werk.
She's still sneezin'.
Total utter (hilarious) SHITE!!

Anyone else ever purchased shite like this?
Come on, reveal those dark secrets.

[degsy]

LOL so why does it glow , its got a nice red end

[GROWLER]

LOL so why does it glow ,

To make daft bastards like me that married daft twats like her laugh! 

Medinose it's called if you want to google it. I can't, I'm still shaking.
Even the name is nose bleedin' hilarious! , and as for that soft serious looking sod in the picture...

That picture really doesn't do it justice, really, I'm breathless trying to describe the hilarity of it.
She sits there watching telly with these two wires hanging down that look like stringy snot.

NURSE, I NEED OXYGEN NOW!

[Bar Wench]

That is soooo funny! I may need to buy Mr Wench one just so I can 

[Nick]

What is it meant to cure? And how?

[GROWLER]

What is it meant to cure? And how?

Answer to Q1.Have you just randomly dived in here and replied without reading the first post, first sentence?

Q2. Dunno, don't care. It's tat and I'm married to a classic tat collector....yea yea I know, and that includes me i suppose.

[Nick]

No, Mrs Nick's tat collection is a national treasure. Hay Fever? I thought she did alternative cures. Do devices of this kind count? And does it have a battery?

[GROWLER]

Do devices of this kind count? And does it have a battery?

Yes and yes, or did you think it was solar powered?
Comes complete with it's own windfarm that you strap to your skull p'raps?

[Bar Wench]

I am tat queen! I am quite frightened of what it will be like when I am older. How much tat can one possibly accumulate? 

[Nick]

I may have to post a piccy of the Loft! And the Cellar (if I can squeeze into either of them)

[Snoopy]

Now I know hayfever is a very nasty ailment,and I have nothing but sympathy for sufferers, but please god, their surely are limits to just how far you'll go to try and find some respite.





I'm sad to say Mrs Growler has succumbed to the temptation of purchasing one of these highly hilarious devices.
I seriously thought red nose day had arrived. She tried to hide it from me, but I saw the red glow in the room and burst in and burst a gut with laughter!
Don't think I've laughed out so loud in decades. My sides and throat are killin' me now!

There's a full money back guarentee. I'm packin' it off for her tomorrow while she's at werk.
She's still sneezin'.
Total utter (hilarious) SHITE!!

Anyone else ever purchased shite like this?
Come on, reveal those dark secrets.

When I was about twelve I wanted to send off for some of those X-Ray Glasses that were advertised on the backs of American Comics ~ fortunately I saw through them in time.

[Darwins Selection]

No connection I am sure, but how are the reindeer interviews going Santa Growler?

[Grumpmeister]

That is soooo funny! I may need to buy Mr Wench one just so I can 

Any excuse to buy another piece of tat to clutter up chez Wench