Furnishing advice

[Miss Demeanour]

Get a wumman in 

[Nick]

That is how I got into this situation in the first place! 

[GROWLER]

Do you require a specific mattress ..like orthopaedic or  memory foam  etc?

Personally I am not that impressed by memory foam mattresses ....  don't like em

There's a joke in there somewhere 

Spooky!
I thought exactly the same before I read your post.

You gonna tell it then?

[Just One More]

Do you require a specific mattress ..like orthopaedic or  memory foam  etc?

Personally I am not that impressed by memory foam mattresses ....  don't like em

How many have you tried? How often? How do you test them 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am not an official tester like 

I'm not the one in stripey pj's lying next to the cute duckling 

However I have slept on several memory foam mattresses and not had a decent kip on any of them 

[GROWLER]

I am not an official tester like 

I'm not the one in stripey pj's lying next to the cute duckling 

However I have slept on several memory foam mattresses and not had a decent kip on any of them 

 
 

[tel]

Bed - Dreams
Sofa - SofaSofa (Welsh, but good prices, quality and delivery) - Mrs Tel recommends them.

[Miss Demeanour]

You could always buy a separate mattress and bed frame - mattresses are always on  half price sale somewhere and then you can get more of a selection for your preference.

[Nick]

That is indeed my plan, Miss D.

[Snoopy]

According to the Duchess of Devonshire one should take the greatest care choosing a bed and a pair of shoes because when you are not in one you are in the other.

[Nick]

I imagine one could say the same about Y fronts and panties 

[Snoopy]

You might. 

[Darwins Selection]

However I have slept on several memory foam mattresses and not had a decent kip on any of them

None that you can remember anyway, or have I got the wrong idea about 'memory foam'?