Potty gardening advice

[GROWLER]

Concrete or tarmac are the ONLY options for you. I've witnessed your gardening 'skills' at Nick Towers#2 or is it #3?.

Amazon jungle springs to mind.

  mmmmmmm,on reflection, that could be an idea and THE interesting new adventure park of Nottingham.

[Nick]

#1 has a nice garden. #2 has no garden. #3 has a lawn. #4 has a large area of decking - hence the pots!

[GROWLER]

#1 has a nice garden. #2 has no garden. #3 has a lawn. #4 has a large area of decking - hence the pots!

None the wiser tbqath.

Just bloody tarmac it.

[Nick]

Maybe Tipsy could help me out 

[Darwins Selection]

#4 has a large area of decking

Growler always said you needed decking.

[Nick]

He can sleep on it, like, when he stays during Donington Park racing, like

[Grumpmeister]

He can sleep on it, like, when he stays during Donington Park racing, like

Prolly safer 

[GROWLER]

He can sleep on it, like, when he stays during Donington Park racing, like

I could be coming over sooner than you think.
'My Man' has commenced work on me track car today after being stuffed in his werkshop for 18 months.
I could take you 'round the circuit with me for a ''''HOT LAP/RIDE' 

[Nick]

Hot lap 

Does that involve anything rude?

[GROWLER]

Hot lap 

Does that involve anything rude?

No you clown, but quite funny.....for me to watch.

[Just One More]

Have a look at neighbouring houses and streets and see what grows well. Rather than pay garden centre prices go to car boots and buy similar there. Better still, if there are lonely housewives/yummy mummies in the gardens engage in conversation  , and don't forget to take the cuttings afterwards

[Nick]

20 points

[Snoopy]

And as my old Granddad used to say "Adam was but a man .... shit was the gardener"