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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Wonkiness
« on: September 07, 2010, 10:05:09 AM »
I went to the cashpoint machine this morning....I was obviously mini statement deprived whistle:

Peering into the screen it had all gone decidely pear shaped . I couldn't tell what option was attached to which button  evil:

This is the second machine this week that has been like this,

What causes it ?????
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 10:08:44 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2010, 10:05:09 AM
I went to the cashpoint machine this morning....I was obviously mini statement deprived whistle:

Peering into the screen it had all gone decidely pear shaped . I couldn't tell what option was attached to which button  evil:

This is the second machine this week that has been like this,

What causes it ?????

Your magnetic field perhaps...?  whistle:

Better luck than me anyways... I went to the machine on Sunday and it told me to fuck off...  evil:

Turns out that my card has been cloned and some bastard taken €1,300 off it...  cussing:

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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2010, 10:10:55 AM »
OH no ..  eeek: What bastards  evil:

When do the 'additonal' Me-Mi parts arrive that equate to that amount  whistle:
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2010, 10:11:26 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2010, 10:10:55 AM
OH no ..  eeek: What bastards  evil:

When do the 'additonal' Me-Mi parts arrive that equate to that amount  whistle:

 evil:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2010, 10:23:27 AM »
Very astute miss d.  ;)
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2010, 03:01:45 PM »
So you see a thread called "Wonkiness" started by Miss D.

Immediate conclusion - bit early to be pissed!
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2010, 03:51:27 PM »
I had something similar the other day though they seem to have corrected it. The info on the screen was "on the pi$$" (technical terms only, please) and it was tilted to one side.
That, coupled with the light being too bright ...  noooo:

Hey, d'you think they'll start putting fivers in those holes in the wall soon?   rubschin:
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2010, 06:52:44 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
So you see a thread called "Wonkiness" started by Miss D.

Immediate conclusion - bit early to be pissed!

I am alcohol free  at the moment  angel1
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 07:06:01 PM »
After a hard day's graft I have had a lovely dinner and decided I would try the bottle of Port my brother bought me for my 40th birthday, 2 years ago.

Taylor's 40 year old Tawny.

I've just Googled it.  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 07:13:00 PM »
and how was it?
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 07:16:36 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
After a hard day's graft I have had a lovely dinner and decided I would try the bottle of Port my brother bought me for my 40th birthday, 2 years ago.

Taylor's 40 year old Tawny.

I've just Googled it.  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I just took the liberty of Googling it too... hope it went down well
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2010, 07:22:20 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2010, 07:13:00 PM
and how was it?

Still drinking it!  Could be a long night...
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2010, 11:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2010, 06:52:44 PM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
So you see a thread called "Wonkiness" started by Miss D.

Immediate conclusion - bit early to be pissed!

I am alcohol free  at the moment  angel1

Isn't that one of the precursors to the apocalypse?  scared2:
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2010, 07:13:29 AM »
Never. Drinking. Port. Again.  surrender:
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Re: Wonkiness
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2010, 07:20:16 AM »
 happy100  Oh dear want a glass of chilled water?
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