I'm going out to join a gym

[Nick]

They never mentioned a padlock, like.

[Barman]

They never mentioned a padlock, like.

Defibrillator?

[Pastis]

They never mentioned a padlock, like.

Well, they wouldn't; you'll go into the changing room, put your kit in a locker and realise that you need a padlock to secure it. You then go back out to Reception and say "Can I borrow a padlock?" and they'll say they're sorry, but they can sell you one.
Well that's the routine down here 

[Miss Demeanour]

Padlocks are for members only 

We have swipey cards things .

Sounds like you had a good session then. But yes most in that area will be in basements with little natural lighting. I can use any Fitness First and there are a couple around there but to be honest it's not worth it - they are so busy at peak times ( mornings , lunch times and evenings ) that they give you a time limit on the machines - 15mins on the treadmill only for example 

[Barman]

Padlocks are for members only 

We have swipey cards things .

Sounds like you had a good session then. But yes most in that area will be in basements with little natural lighting. I can use any Fitness First and there are a couple around there but to be honest it's not worth it - they are so busy at peak times ( mornings , lunch times and evenings ) that they give you a time limit on the machines - 15mins on the treadmill only for example 

That sounds like plenty... 

[Pastis]

Day 2 in the subterranean meat locker. My oriental calisthenics attracted some interest today as I went through various routines with additional hand weights; a Taekwondo guy thought I was doing Wing Chung so I corrected him and the Aussie receptionist thought it looked magic ... didn't feel like it as I was sweating like the proverbial porker!

I added a 20 min session whacking the hell out of the punch bag in the Box-a-pod ... that felt good 

Rounded off with a swim and steam before the gaggle of harridans started their manic punchathon-beat-scream-push-sweat thing in the studio. It really is so unnecessary 

The amiable Ally ran the costs past me and the best they can do is a 50 quid monthly on a 3 month contract; I don't think it's for me as mostly, apart from the swim and steam, I can do out in the park. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Well at least you tried it eh 

By the way where is Growler ...last seen going near a gym and not heard from since 

I ran just over 10k round St James's park, Green park and Hyde Park tonight ...I am totally , utterly cream crackered 

[Nick]

 

10K.

I'd be dead 

[Pastis]

Now you know what it feels like, the 10K that is ... Well done!  

[Miss Demeanour]

Enjoyed the rain pouring down too.....if you're gonna be in pain you may as well do it proper like 

[Pastis]

This is when I did it          1985!    And it took me three months to train up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b41NFk3kBsA

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well at least you tried it eh 

By the way where is Growler ...last seen going near a gym and not heard from since 

I ran just over 10k round St James's park, Green park and Hyde Park tonight ...I am totally , utterly cream crackered 

I am in awe Miss D well done.

[Darwins Selection]

Well at least you tried it eh 

By the way where is Growler ...last seen going near a gym and not heard from since 

I ran just over 10k round St James's park, Green park and Hyde Park tonight ...I am totally , utterly cream crackered 

I am in awe Miss D well done.

You are in awe, she is in casualty. 

Well done though

[Nick]

I am off for my free trial shortly    Actually, all I want is a sauna, steam and swim

[Darwins Selection]

I am off for my free trial shortly    Actually, all I want is a sauna, steam and swim

Not the same 3 S's that Snoopy enjoys?