I'm going out to join a gym

[Barman]

I'm going top have to buy some new gym 'posh clobber'. 

My friend 'George' doesn't do gym 'posh clobber'.

I don't do 'posh clobber' shopping as a rule.

I am consequently going to be in a VERY bad mood when it happens.

I am going out to my 'outdoor gym' tonight to beat my previous best from last year.
That puts me in a good mood.
I shall be taking some fruit to celebrate up there in the dark.

Lycra... 

[GROWLER]

I should get a move on then because dark clouds are gathering over thataways.

Don't care. 
Bad weather = quiet with no day tripper sheeples wearing flip flops.

[GROWLER]

I'm going top have to buy some new gym 'posh clobber'. 

My friend 'George' doesn't do gym 'posh clobber'.

I don't do 'posh clobber' shopping as a rule.

I am consequently going to be in a VERY bad mood when it happens.

I am going out to my 'outdoor gym' tonight to beat my previous best from last year.
That puts me in a good mood.
I shall be taking some fruit to celebrate up there in the dark.

Lycra... 

NO NO NO NO BNO NO NO NO NO NO, NEVER EVER. 

[Snoopy]

Oh go on ~ it would make Tipsy's day and Nick would be more than happy to go with you and help choose it I'm sure.

[Nick]

Craxton Wood has a poolside sauna and steam room. The sauna is known as the "viewing room" as you can sit in there and watch the bikini clad totty 

[GROWLER]

Craxton Wood has a poolside sauna and steam room. The sauna is known as the "viewing room" as you can sit in there and watch the bikini clad totty 

It must have been 'Happy Hippo' night last night.
I didn't see anything to get my pulse racing tbqh.

Cruel and harsh, but true.
At least they are trying to do something about it I suppose, bit like myself.

[Snoopy]

Craxton Wood has a poolside sauna and steam room. The sauna is known as the "viewing room" as you can sit in there and watch the bikini clad totty 

It must have been 'Happy Hippo' night last night.
I didn't see anything to get my pulse racing tbqh.

Cruel and harsh, but true.
At least they are trying to do something about it I suppose, bit like myself.

Diff'rent strokes for Diff'rent folks as they say. Nick's tastes may be more in the Benny Hill mode

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm going top have to buy some new gym 'posh clobber'. 

My friend 'George' doesn't do gym 'posh clobber'.

Why on earth are you going to have to buy posh clobber   ? ...

You must have loads of T shirts and shorts / tracky bottoms that you are used to getting hot and sweaty in. No need for new clobber to do that ...unless you're a gerl 

[GROWLER]

I'm going top have to buy some new gym 'posh clobber'. 

My friend 'George' doesn't do gym 'posh clobber'.

Why on earth are you going to have to buy posh clobber   ? ...

You must have loads of T shirts and shorts / tracky bottoms that you are used to getting hot and sweaty in. No need for new clobber to do that ...unless you're a gerl 

Gorra few t sherts, but anything below that is it a bit in the tramps clothing dept tbh, and that includes me £4 'George' leisure footwear. 

[Pirate]

I'm going top have to buy some new gym 'posh clobber'. 

[Miss Demeanour]

You don't happen to share the same paw size as Growler Jnr do you ?   He must have a few pairs of trainers !

[GROWLER]

You don't happen to share the same paw size as Growler Jnr do you ?   He must have a few pairs of trainers !

No, and no. He 'doesn't do' teenager must have crap. One pair of cheap trainer things is all he's got.
He's as bloody 'odd ball' as me, and it's ALL my fault, apparently, alledgedly.  

[GROWLER]

Anyway, I've not had chance to check out any more Gyms tonight, as I've been 'record breaking'. 
I awarded myself with some fresh pineapple, grapes and kiwi friut, followed by a giant monster of a beast of a choc chip cookie for pudding....like...very much.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

You don't happen to share the same paw size as Growler Jnr do you ?   He must have a few pairs of trainers !

No, and no. He 'doesn't do' teenager must have crap. One pair of cheap trainer things is all he's got.
He's as bloody 'odd ball' as me, and it's ALL my fault, apparently, alledgedly.  

For 'odd ball' you could read eccentric, eccentric is good, as is 'odd ball' for that matter.

Seek solace here...

http://www.eccentricclub.co.uk/

1. Non-conformist respect: Our Members respect people’s individuality and don't expect them to conform to all of modern society's rules or political correctness, but they ask for a similar gentle respect from the guests and new candidates in return.

2. Active welcome: Members are encouraged to make guests and new candidates welcome and comfortable. This is a club of friends, where one can find kindred spirits.

[GROWLER]

You don't happen to share the same paw size as Growler Jnr do you ?   He must have a few pairs of trainers !

No, and no. He 'doesn't do' teenager must have crap. One pair of cheap trainer things is all he's got.
He's as bloody 'odd ball' as me, and it's ALL my fault, apparently, alledgedly.  

For 'odd ball' you could read eccentric, eccentric is good, as is 'odd ball' for that matter.

Seek solace here...

http://www.eccentricclub.co.uk/

1. Non-conformist respect: Our Members respect people’s individuality and don't expect them to conform to all of modern society's rules or political correctness, but they ask for a similar gentle respect from the guests and new candidates in return.

2. Active welcome: Members are encouraged to make guests and new candidates welcome and comfortable. This is a club of friends, where one can find kindred spirits.

I have a new home to visit with like minded nutters.

I've done the test, and am generally speaking, eccentric.