I'm going out to join a gym

[Miss Demeanour]

So before spending all that money talk to your GP and start a sensible diet. You may not need to pay out £hundreds.

Aaah the joys of sensibleness. We all know what we should eat and what we shouldn't eat ( in vast quantities) ...trouble is the stuff I like is mainly in the latter category  

[Snoopy]

Little point in exercising at that price then stopping on the way home for a bag of chips or a slab of cake to "replace the energy".

I don't buy bags of chips on the way home  , and I eat fruit cake which is full of energy and good stuff to keep me going.

I've got to eat though. I'm a BIG boy and need fuel.

Growler ~ you are a lost cause.  

Good luck at the Gym ..... I really hope it works for you.

[Roy Cropper]

 It will never last bear . you know that as well as I do    

Look around the streets on Jan 1st and you will see a load of wobbling fat arses pounding the pavements doin' their "new years resolutions" . Come febuary the feckin' streets are empty ....... Fad finished .

The hedge rows are littered with bodies of over weight men who thought they could regain their youth.

Don't mean to piss on your parade tho'  

[GROWLER]

Little point in exercising at that price then stopping on the way home for a bag of chips or a slab of cake to "replace the energy".

I don't buy bags of chips on the way home  , and I eat fruit cake which is full of energy and good stuff to keep me going.

I've got to eat though. I'm a BIG boy and need fuel.

Growler ~ you are a lost cause.  

Good luck at the Gym ..... I really hope it works for you.

Lost cause?

...and you can piss right off too Cropper.

I am well displeased, and this ISN'T a new years revolution either so  yours.

[Miss Demeanour]

More people to prove wrong Growler  

I have joined a gym this week - I have decided I need to get fitter and have more energy in 2010

Total and utter utter waste of money. You'll give it until mid Feb, tops, before you get fedup with it. Statistics prove it, sorry.

Get yerself into the great outdoor FREE gym like me.

Oh, you ain't got no 'me 'ill's have you?

[GROWLER]

More people to prove wrong Growler  

YES!!

They won't bloody believe me anyway. Dunno why I bother talking about it tbqatth.

I am a loner and I'll do things MY way to satisfy my fighting spirit, and if these eejits want to scoff at me, then that's their purile choice.

I'm well unhappy now I can tell you.

[GROWLER]

More people to prove wrong Growler  

I have joined a gym this week - I have decided I need to get fitter and have more energy in 2010

Total and utter utter waste of money. You'll give it until mid Feb, tops, before you get fedup with it. Statistics prove it, sorry.

Get yerself into the great outdoor FREE gym like me.

Oh, you ain't got no 'me 'ill's have you?

Bloody 'Affs2 ey?

OK, will an apology suffice, or do you want to continue goading and mocking me like the rest?

I no longer give a stuff .

[Nick]

More people to prove wrong Growler 

YES!!

They won't bloody believe me anyway. Dunno why I bother talking about it tbqatth.

I am a loner and I'll do things MY way to satisfy my fighting spirit, and if these eejits want to scoff at me, then that's their purile choice.

I'm well unhappy now I can tell you.

[GROWLER]

More people to prove wrong Growler 

YES!!

They won't bloody believe me anyway. Dunno why I bother talking about it tbqatth.

I am a loner and I'll do things MY way to satisfy my fighting spirit, and if these eejits want to scoff at me, then that's their purile choice.

I'm well unhappy now I can tell you.

Smirking quietly in agreement with them all are we? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I don't want an apology you daft apeth.....I was mocked by many at the time

Just use it to stick your paw up at the world and motivation to prove em wrong

[Roy Cropper]

Little point in exercising at that price then stopping on the way home for a bag of chips or a slab of cake to "replace the energy".

I don't buy bags of chips on the way home  , and I eat fruit cake which is full of energy and good stuff to keep me going.

I've got to eat though. I'm a BIG boy and need fuel.

Growler ~ you are a lost cause.  

Good luck at the Gym ..... I really hope it works for you.

Lost cause?

...and you can piss right off too Cropper.

I am well displeased, and this ISN'T a new years revolution either so  yours.

Hey you narky ol' bugger I didn't say it was your NYs resolution . Just saying that as you get older things you could do back abit becomes more difficult . I expect mummy bear has already noticed that Its all part of aging bear .  Now go and find a smaller 'ill to tackle

[GROWLER]

Little point in exercising at that price then stopping on the way home for a bag of chips or a slab of cake to "replace the energy".

I don't buy bags of chips on the way home  , and I eat fruit cake which is full of energy and good stuff to keep me going.

I've got to eat though. I'm a BIG boy and need fuel.

Growler ~ you are a lost cause.  

Good luck at the Gym ..... I really hope it works for you.

Lost cause?

...and you can piss right off too Cropper.

I am well displeased, and this ISN'T a new years revolution either so  yours.

Hey you narky ol' bugger I didn't say it was your NYs resolution . Just saying that as you get older things you could do back abit becomes more difficult . I expect mummy bear has already noticed that Its all part of aging bear .  Now go and find a smaller 'ill to tackle

Don't give a flying gaggle of turds how bloody difficult things become. makes it more of a challenge if that's the case.
What is the point of finding a smaller 'ill to tackle ey? What, exactly?
Correct.
There is no point.

If I'm going to go down that route, I may as well just pack it all in, put a few claims in for dss allowances,and  sit here all day stuffin'me face with hedgehog flavour crisps watching the Jeremy Kyle show.
I'm sure I won't have to wait too long for the big black bus to hell then too.

Fitness First. £10 pm special offer for 12 months contract. No pool.

[Just One More]

Got to do something though, and do it fast.
It was a real struggle last night up 'me 'ill', but there again I've still got this man flue cloggin' me ed and stuff up.
2nd box of tissues and going down fast.

Pass the panda a tissue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD42I7rFEIM

[Pastis]

I've just printed off a FREE 3 Day Pass to a gym  (one of those email marketing offers).  Confirmed with the gym for a start late Monday morning 

Pool, steam 'n' sauna 

[Nick]

I got that too, plus a free massage  and manicure