I'm going out to join a gym

[Miss Demeanour]

Surely if you were truly eccentric you wouldn't have done the test 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Surely if you were truly eccentric you wouldn't have done the test 

Always someone sitting waiting and watching in the wings in readiness to 'piss on yer chips', isn't there?

I have just made up a scale of 1-10 of eccentricity, and I reckon in me own mind I'm on about 5 at the moment so there.

[Nick]

Perhaps you would like some sardine curry with fennel 

[GROWLER]

Perhaps you would like some sardine curry with fennel 

No, but  I do want a gym to join plant pot.
I intend more visitations today.

[Miss Demeanour]

Always someone sitting waiting and watching in the wings in readiness to 'piss on yer chips', isn't there?

I have just made up a scale of 1-10 of eccentricity, and I reckon in me own mind I'm on about 5 at the moment so there.

I would never piss on chips.....now that would be sacrilege  

So which temples of sweat are on the agenda today ???

[GROWLER]

Always someone sitting waiting and watching in the wings in readiness to 'piss on yer chips', isn't there?

I have just made up a scale of 1-10 of eccentricity, and I reckon in me own mind I'm on about 5 at the moment so there.

I would never piss on chips.....now that would be sacrilege  

So which temples of sweat are on the agenda today ???

The big national ones.
'Fitness First' look quite good, but I do still keep thinking about the private one I visited the other night. Most impressive. Just the 'terms and conditions' that put me off a bit.
Bloody decisions.

[GROWLER]

Got to do something though, and do it fast.
It was a real struggle last night up 'me 'ill', but there again I've still got this man flue cloggin' me ed and stuff up.
2nd box of tissues and going down fast.

[Miss Demeanour]

Well there is no doubt about your motivation and now you have decided on this you need to act swiftly. So have a look round and decide by the weekend otherwise you will be an pontificating bear 

[GROWLER]

Well there is no doubt about your motivation and now you have decided on this you need to act swiftly. So have a look round and decide by the weekend otherwise you will be an pontificating bear 

I like being on a mission. Keeps the mind focused and motivated.

I have a new big personal mission and target to complete next year. Failure is NOT an option or permissable. The werd NO does NOT exist.
I have to be fit though.

[Snoopy]

So before spending all that money talk to your GP and start a sensible diet. You may not need to pay out £hundreds.

[Nick]

Just go and join Craxton Wood, you big muppet!!  

http://www.macdonaldhotels.co.uk/craxtonwood/leisure/

[Snoopy]

Little point in exercising at that price then stopping on the way home for a bag of chips or a slab of cake to "replace the energy".

[GROWLER]

So before spending all that money talk to your GP and start a sensible diet. You may not need to pay out £hundreds.

Quacks do beckon unfortunately or i won't be able to join. Bloody H&S nonsense to cover their arses apparently.
My diet is fairly sensible already.

[GROWLER]

Little point in exercising at that price then stopping on the way home for a bag of chips or a slab of cake to "replace the energy".

I don't buy bags of chips on the way home  , and I eat fruit cake which is full of energy and good stuff to keep me going.

I've got to eat though. I'm a BIG boy and need fuel.