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The problem of always being the baby
« on: September 09, 2010, 11:58:35 AM »
Right. I have two sisters. One is 17 years older than me, the other is 8 and a half years older than me. I am now 55. SInce all this moving house business has kicked in I get constant calls "advising" me what I should do. They mean well, I know, however it is pissing me off. One sis called 4 times yesterday with advice about shopping, leccy and gas, council tax and god knows what else. I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!  Each time I call one of them, wrongly, for a chat I get more "helpful advice", most of which suggests that I am a 16 year old ignoramus.

Any other family babies here?
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 12:02:02 PM »
I am the eldest ..I offer advice ...such as shouldn't this be in the Snug ???
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 12:04:18 PM »
I too am the eldest and yes it should be
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 12:11:52 PM »
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 12:16:33 PM »
They worry about you ....I wonder why  whistle:

On the positive side it's nice to be cared about and they might, just might , tell you something you don't know  lol:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 12:24:29 PM »
Such as?  evil:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 12:36:51 PM »
Don't forget .....

Big sisters will be the ones who have the photo's of baby Nick nakid on a rug.
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 12:38:07 PM »
At a price  evil:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2010, 01:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 09, 2010, 12:36:51 PM
Don't forget .....

Big sisters will be the ones who have the photo's of baby Nick nakid on a rug.

Aaah that explains the rug fetish  eyes:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2010, 01:29:33 PM »
I too am the 'baby' of the family. I have a brother who is five years older than me and a sister who is three years older than me.

My brother is a completely different planet, lives in Canada, preaches at me once or twice a year. Several years ago he found Ganesha amongst other Gods and Goddesses.
He forced his religion and vegetarianism onto his teenage son and is now having difficulties coming to terms with the fact that said son is now the teenage father of an illegitimate child. eveilgrin:

My sister is a bit of a controller and following a family lunch on Sunday sent me an email, not saying how lovely it had been to see us but telling me just how ill I looked and had I not better tell her exactly what was going on with my specialist etc.... I was not impressed. evil:

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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2010, 01:34:33 PM »
I have three brothers and a sister. No advice is given or taken between us.  cloud9:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2010, 01:44:15 PM »
I'm the youngest like...  surrender:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 01:48:38 PM »
So your dad had a vasectomy after he saw you?
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 01:50:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 09, 2010, 01:48:38 PM
So your dad had a vasectomy after he saw you?

Probably... I was a bit of a surprise apparently....  sad24:
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Re: The problem of always being the baby
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 01:51:31 PM »
Me  too  noooo:
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