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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Fooking ex's
« on: September 10, 2010, 04:09:39 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 04:13:36 PM »
Wot happened? Shrugs:
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 04:19:15 PM »
Put a case of your finest PG on ice BM; it could be a long night.

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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 04:20:30 PM »
Put a case of your finest PG on ice BM; it could be a long night.

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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 05:12:17 PM »
My axe is sharpened and ready to do business Miss C  freddy:
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 05:22:50 PM »
All ears Miss C, I'm looking for tips and guidance..... like!   whistle:
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 05:35:58 PM »


Keel Heem!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2010, 05:55:01 PM »
Yes please.

I have calmed down a little.

I am well aware that once a tosser always a tosser. I should expect no less of him.

My anger is half at myself for wasting so many years and for continually believing him.

Foe example, oh yes I have paid that bill, of course when you pay this 25k into my account I will pay off your Barclaycard. noooo:

Never again I can tell you.

I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2010, 06:30:55 PM »
I'll fetch the rope...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2010, 06:53:05 PM »
But but but I don't want to hang myself. scared2:  Come to think of it I don't want anyone else to hang me either. evil:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2010, 06:59:16 PM »
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Bloody men, wouldn't give you tuppence for the lot of 'um. Give the lady a drink from me Barman
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2010, 07:40:39 PM »
happy100

Bloody men, wouldn't give you tuppence for the lot of 'um. Give the lady a drink from me Barman

A mahoosive glass  of Pinot is on the way like....
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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2010, 08:10:11 PM »
It's the screwing you get, for the screwing you got... ;)

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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2010, 08:27:55 PM »
It's the screwing you get, for the screwing you got... ;)

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Re: Fooking ex's
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2010, 08:31:21 PM »
I knew you'd appreciate it...Tell me...did you not notice the wink emoticon?, the settee?...not everyone is a miserable as you...all the time.

Lets make a deal...lets just ignore each others posts... happy088
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