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Offline The Moan Ranger

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« on: September 16, 2010, 07:39:17 AM »

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 07:52:28 PM »
Something in me hates the fact that he's in my town, right now ...  evil:
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 07:32:37 AM »


I have, metaphorically, turned my back on his presence in the country.

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 09:52:07 PM »
Having just watched the BBC News where the correspondent "Porrick (sp?) O'Brien" gushed about the Nazi child-molester-coverer-upper, I feel the need to defecate massively.

Firstly - I want correspondents to be subjective, not a dribbling sychophant. Please make a thought provoking piece - so don't send a card carrying Papist who will simply simper about everything.

Secondly - the poor baby who was dragged out of the crowd only to be kissed on the head by the Nazi pederast sympathiser; you haven't been blessed, you have been cursed. And your idiot mother proves that contraception is a good idea.

That is all. For now.


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Re: Welcome
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 03:49:24 AM »
Having just watched the BBC News where the correspondent "Porrick (sp?) O'Brien" gushed about the Nazi child-molester-coverer-upper, I feel the need to defecate massively.

Firstly - I want correspondents to be subjective, not a dribbling sychophant. Please make a thought provoking piece - so don't send a card carrying Papist who will simply simper about everything.

Secondly - the poor baby who was dragged out of the crowd only to be kissed on the head by the Nazi pederast sympathiser; you haven't been blessed, you have been cursed. And your idiot mother proves that contraception is a good idea.

That is all. For now.



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Re: Welcome
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 06:05:13 PM »
I see that Benny is now expressing his sorrow for the 'unspeakable crimes' of child abuse within the catholic church. Talk is cheap, if you really want to convince us of your regret over the churches behaviour then hand over a list of every single paedophile priest that was moved from parish to parish in order to protect the reputation of the church when they were found out then we may start to believe you.
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 06:18:00 PM »
It is seriously appalling. Mrs Nick brought our son up Catholic. I would not let him near the local Irish bastard, just in case like. And btw, a less Christiain bunch I have yet to come across. The whole catholic family are vindictive and censorious beyond belief.  noooo:

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 07:36:35 AM »
Do you not think Benny has the most sinister, horror film commentary type of voice ?
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 07:45:35 AM »
To be honest I havent seen a picture of him yet where he doesnt look sinister so I figured that the voice would have to match anyway.
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2010, 07:48:32 AM »
I am ignoring him. Contempt is the best answer to such as him.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 11:23:17 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2010, 01:41:43 PM »
I've just realised who he reminds me of when he's talking ...

Peter Lorre  ;D    Makes everything he says hilarious  razz:
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2010, 02:04:34 PM »
Spot on  happy088
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2010, 02:09:14 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"